Oh, Lindsay -- it really hasn't been your week, has it? At least you still have one "friend". (And it's probably not Calum.)
According to Nicole, we should have known her Memorial Day "invitation to anorexia" was a joke... because it rhymed.
Mischa's not slowing down, despite her "allergies". (Think she'll be living the quiet life in the land of vodka?)
Manhands is about to get a new BFF, and a toilet that probably isn't coated in coke residue.
The good news: time may be running out for underage drinking "celebutards". I know this will please a lot of readers (and parents everywhere).
there are actually clubs that are not in hollywood that lets you buy alcohol as long as you are old enough to get in at 18 but they are normally small and you pretty much risk your life by going in them but everybody knows how old these celebrities are and they should have said something a long time ago
ReplyDeleteIf Lindsey is addicted to Oxycontin, she's got a long hard detox ahead of her. In fact, she's already hurting by now. The rehab can give her something to take the edge off, but she's still traveling a hard road right now.
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't ENT talking about the legal ramifications of underage DUI, cocaine possession, leaving the scene and having your bodyguard move the evidence of the wreck on here, much less the legal hot water these clubs may be in? I agree with the other commenters who are questioning why he isn't addressing this based on his personal/professional knowledge and location.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he just posting other gossip that is old news by the time he posts it anyway? An LA entertainment lawyer who is in the thick of the scene would have some comments or at least points of view as to Lindsay's case - isn't he supposedly risking his career to anonymously provide juicy tidbits and confidential information about his clients to his blog readers?
The writer of this blog should at least try to keep up the premise that "he" is an actual working lawyer, because "he" just seems to be a snarky, judgemental, run-of-the-mill celebrity gossip blogger who likes to post pictures of bands, magazine spreads, and "his" own catty, sarcastic comments above photos of celebrities taken from other sites.
For what its worth, I don't think ENT is actually a lawyer. I think he is some kind of agent or "handler" for celebs, maybe employed by one of the studios. I'm sure the studios have people on call who can go pick up a drunk celeb, or bail one out, or whatever, on the sly.
ReplyDeleteI just don't think he would give his actual profession, do you? This is all IMHO
He's probably laughing at me right now.
Good Gawd, I don't come here to read legal crapola. I had enough of that after years of working with attorneys.
ReplyDeleteI believe everything (well, almost everything) that ENT prints. The juicier, the better.
SoCal.
I'D HATE TO TAKE THIS OCCAISON TO SAY "I TOLD YOU SO" BUT TO ALL YOU LEMMING FANGIRLS WHO HATED ON ME FOR COMMENTING THAT SHE'S BEEN HOOKED ON OXY AND COKE FOR MORE THAN 2 YEARS: I TOLD YOU SO!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Anon 10:47. I don't want to read legal crapola either, but it seems like Ent lawyer would have an opinion on what is happening, what he is hearing, and whether Lindsay's ass is going to jail after rehab! Ent lawyer doesn't print anything original -- it's all regurgitated articles from other sources, you notice?
ReplyDeleteChill out, Longtime Reader! Everyone knows this "lawyer" is a fake! No lawyer has time to read all the celebrity trivia bullshit this dude does!
ReplyDeleteThis is ridiculous! L.A. is just now considering to do a crack down on underage drinking?! This is rich. If this was any other city in the U.S. it wouldn't be "considering" a thing.
ReplyDeleteIs L.A. so fucked up that it needs the underage drinkers to make a quick buck? They don't make enough from the old slobs that live there? Pathetic.
Tracee
Narc, WE know YOU know. There are plenty of us who appreciate your commentary! Yes, you're right. The majority here are intelligent enough to see what you see. just keep on doing your thing Narc!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought Nicole's invite MUST have been sarcastic, just 'cause I don't even think Mischa is under 100
ReplyDeleteIf Nicole dropped down in front of me and asked for me to phone 911 I would order a pizza.
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