Mr. Brooks Premiere
What a cute couple. Only 16 years age difference. Same as Ashton and Demi.
Hmmmm. Well she's just 13 or 14 so nothing is going to happen for a few years anyway.
Hey when did Cher sneak into the picture?
Lock up your daughters Kevin because Bruce is here.
Still not funny.
Screen legend Jane Russell.
Back in the day.
Everyone wears a soul patch as they close in on 70. Why should Kevin Costner be an exception?
Macy Gray looks fabulous.
I don't think Marg Helgenberger is going to get her mouth closed anytime soon.
I wish Dane Cook would just go away. I tried to give him a chance and watch the WHOLE comedy special he did on HBO thinking maybe there was something. Anything. Just one line that would be funny. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Please ENT please do a not so blind item about him. He took 1 hour of my life away and I'll never get it back!
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Why is Macy Gray wearing PJs to an event?
ReplyDeleteAnd I dont understand the closed mouth comment for Marg - is that a botox related comment?
WHAT in the name of all that is fashionable and holy does Ashton Kutcher have on his head?
ReplyDeleteRe: Marg Helgenberger - wasn't there an item the other day about a network star who's had way too much work done and her producers are freaking out and trying to add more young hotties to the cast to distract from the major botox she's rockin? Maybe after a coffee I'll remember.
And, it's a little early in Dane Cook's "career" as a "comedian" for him to be on the Robin Williams "Insomnia"/"One Hour Photo" track, isn't it? By my watch, he's only at the "Mork & Mindy" phase.
Listen bro, you can't skip right past your "Garp"/"Dead Poets Society"/"Fisher King" stuff and head straight to scary murderer roles. At least throw a "Popeye" in there for the kiddies, dude! Sheesh.
Mrs. Baumgartner-Costner (glad to ditch the maiden name, were you? Was it worth it???), I take it you have now learned a valuable lesson about satin dresses and movie premieres. Say it with me, dear: "When you sit, you crease like shit. Never again."
And Ent, if by "Macy Gray looks fabulous" you mean "OMG Macy Gray is somehow still ALIVE after all the drugs she's pumped into herself," then yeah, she looks FAB. Lost weight, too. But that could just be a switch from smack to crack. The death pool on that girl was really heating up a few years back, so it is good to see her out and about and with a Colin Farrell douche-alike, to boot. Nice touch... kind of like parsley.
hez, i was going to say the same thing about ashton's head (before i encountered a server error). i think its his cummerbund.
ReplyDeletei don't think the BL was marg. i believe she's about 48. i still think that one was christina ricci. she looks like an alien these days.
i could be wrong. i like marg.
Tsk. Tsk. I may be jaded, but it is just so inappropriate for Moore/Willis daughter to be linking fingers/holding hands with her mother's new young, handsome husband. Just inappropriate. What's wrong with holding on to her mother? She's no little child anymore. She looks fuckable (sorry).
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ReplyDeleteI agree. Something made me uncomfortable looking at the 3 of them hold hands and with Ashton in the MIDDLE> Like they're having some creepy orgies when Rumor sneaks out to do coke. Demi better watch out her daughter looks like she would kill her to win Ashton's heart. And why is Bruce walking by himself. TOO WEIRD!
On another note that chick from CSI looks hot. And who the fuck is the goodlooking guy showing up with Macy Gray? He doesn't look like a crackhead...is that her agent?
Tracee
marg = botox bi im sure!!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I read that about Marg, I thought of the BI about the actress who can't quit smiling also. But, I still think it could be Christina Ricci, must go back and look it up.
ReplyDeleteEL--Soo agree about Dane Cook. Absolutely horrible. He sucks big time. Marg sounds right to me!
ReplyDeleteBut Who is the guy with Macy?
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