Paris Is Already Drinking And Doing Shots

So this past weekend, Paris was out and about at Area nightclub and was seen doing shots of tequila and vodka. Of course she rarely drinks so I'm sure this was a one time thing and it will never happen again. All of the people with her were drinking as well, but they couldn't be her friends. Why not? Because as you well know, Paris said that she doesn't hang out with people who drink.

I think Larry King should come out and admit that he didn't prepare for his interview with Paris Hilton and that he just asked what she wanted him to ask and that the only thing he cares about is kissing ass. I think he and Barbara Walters should have their own show called "I kiss better ass than you." They can each take turns on their knees in front of celebrity guests and convincing the celebrity how they can make them look the best. The winner gets a new pair of kneepads.