I didn't know the Virgin Mary was into hip hop or Playboy. Huh. Learn something new everyday. I guess that whole clean cut thing didn't work out too well for Jesse so now he's going for that fake rap look. Not in a good way, but more like in a Jamie Kennedy way. I saw
Boiler Room again over the weekend and I forgot Jamie Kennedy is in it. He looks like a 16 year old trying to grow a mustache in it.
Benji looks ridiculous trying to be tough. Look at Sophie in real life and then look at that photo of her over her shoulder. No wrinkly chipmunk cheeks in the photo.
How many times during this party did people come up and say something about a drink or food being spilled on that jacket. God, it's uglier than the jacket Perez wore to Tori Spelling's party.
Hey same glasses as Benji. Maybe Benji borrowed his from Sophie.
This is Evian water and Taryn Manning. If this is not their new ad campaign, they are morons.
Star Jones has turned into Katie Couric.
So now we know she spreads on land or sea.
Honestly, I want to say something, but can't think of anything that wouldn't just be really, really mean, and I can't do it to Mary Kate.
Brody and Lauren actually look good together, but isn't he sleeping with a Duff?
Benji looks ridiculous trying to be tough. Look at Sophie in real life and then look at that photo of her over her shoulder. No wrinkly chipmunk cheeks in the photo.
How many times during this party did people come up and say something about a drink or food being spilled on that jacket. God, it's uglier than the jacket Perez wore to Tori Spelling's party.
Hey same glasses as Benji. Maybe Benji borrowed his from Sophie.
This is Evian water and Taryn Manning. If this is not their new ad campaign, they are morons.
Star Jones has turned into Katie Couric.
So now we know she spreads on land or sea.
Honestly, I want to say something, but can't think of anything that wouldn't just be really, really mean, and I can't do it to Mary Kate.
Brody and Lauren actually look good together, but isn't he sleeping with a Duff?