Random Photos Part One

Paris and Lindsay back together again. I'll let you decide which one is the man in the relationship. Phoebe Price at the Flipping Out premiere. Notice the dog which everyone was required to bring. The show is about some OCD freak who renovates houses so I'm not sure why the dog theme, but anyway.
Here is Phoebe a little later at the sex party. What did she do with the dog? She didn't change clothes so I'm guessing she didn't go home. The only conclusion we can make is that she left the dog in her car OR the people at the Flipping Out party gave everyone a dog. Hmmm. That actually may be worse. So Phoebe. If you read this and have recovered from the sex party would you send me an e-mail and tell me what happened to the dog?
The cheap, no tip leaving bitch does have a nice car. Guess you can afford that when you don't leave tips. I'm surprised you can't hear her cackling through the computer screen as she crushes another peon beneath her gorgeous car.

So if this was taken yesterday then I guess what Johnny is hiding in the pants is more important than whether he puts down the toilet seat. Is that a cigar he's smoking? No doubt to get rid of the taste of the Dunst out of the mouth. I know Pine Sol is poisonous if consumed, but I find if you gargle it, it works much better than a cigar or other remedies and leaves you with that fresh feeling. Cigars just kind of make things worse.
Speaking of fresh feelings. I'm going to assume for all of our sakes that the two photos were taken with a great time gap and that the one on the right was taken first. If not, then I'm sure she can still find someone who wants to play that game. If there is a potpartner.com, then there must be a buttsmellerandlicker.com
Music playing. "Dreamweaver."
She's looked worse.