Friday, July 13, 2007

Random Photos Part Two

Jessica Alba licking an ice cream cone. I am a dirty old man and proud of it. Ooops. Don't spill sweetie.
Emma Roberts for Dooney & Bourke.
Just because they are not "dating" doesn't keep them from shacking up together at the Four Seasons.
How long exactly are they going to be in Prague?
7 foot 9 meet 2 foot 4. When you subtract the difference you still have someone taller than Tom Cruise. See, I can get the kids to learn. You don't really want me teaching them, but I can get them to learn.
It's like a mirror cracking.

I have no idea how this is supposed to sell hair extensions unless she's offering to throw in a free f**k to whoever pays for them.
One of these is a princess.
See, I've decided it's more like a David Niven mustache.
Seriously. Is she still pregnant? It's been like two years right?

7 comments:

  1. I don't know where I read it, but it's true...

    Posh's hair is looking more and more like a Guinea Pig.

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  2. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Manimal surveys his Kingdom

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  3. Anonymous12:33 PM

    Posh actually looked sweet in that picture, not the total bitch she normally seems like. Which is the truth, though?

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  4. Love how Posh ends up covering the smile anyway.

    "Ooops. The devil's not gonna like this shot of me."

    Ent, you are a dirty boy. If you don't want Jessica to miss any you better invest in a bib. ;)

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  5. With that 'tache, Orlando is most certainly channeling Big John Holmes...

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  6. Anonymous6:01 PM

    I'm sorry - I have to confess, I LOVE Posh & Becks - I do, I do... I think she is funny and he is gorgeous and together - OMG - those W pictures were awesome...
    Okay - I feel better :)

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  7. Paris's feet look HUGE from that angle.

    -lovesit.

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