Monday, August 20, 2007
Adam Levine who of course is always the gentleman and would never kiss and tell, says that when he first had sex with tennis star Maria Sharapova he was expecting the sex to be incredible. Instead, he said he got the biggest disappointment in his life since he discovered there wasn't an Easter Bunny.
Levine said that he expected screaming and moaning in bed, but all he got was someone who stayed perfectly still and did not utter a sound. In fact she insisted that Adam also remain completely mute so that he wouldn't disturb her concentration.
Levine said that having sex with a dead frog would be more warm and personal than having sex with Maria Sharapova. He said the sex was so bad that he went on Paxil for a month just to get over the shock.
Of course he could just be saying all this because he couldn't get it up and she laughed at him.
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17 comments:
This guy is the biggest prat ever! I don't know what anyone sees him.
Maroon 5 came to my college before they hit it big and he was such a jerk at the after party...that was 4 years ago.
He deserves a swift kick in the balls!
What an ass. Imagine what Karma will do to him for that. He may very well end up the dead frog getting "done".
Just questioning the validity of this...isn't he Jewish? Do Jewish people celebrate Easter, thus would a Jewish person say, biggest disappointment since finding out there is no Easter Bunny? I could be totally wrong though...I'm not Jewish and don't actually know any Jewish people.
If I was a guy I would be afraid to admit this. Ashamed even. He is sad.
she must have done him real dirty for him to speak out about her sexual (or non sexual) abilities .. those who can do those who cant make up things in the press to make themselves believe they actually "can"
Tackiest thing ever.
I love how she wouldnt let him talk or make any noise - that says alot about him doesnt it :)
Ya Adam you asshat,that say more about YOU than her if she has to concentrate that hard..lol.
Good luck gettign laid now buddy!
I absolutely cannot wait to hear what her response will be.
Isn't he the gay lead singer of one of Ent's BI???
What an asshat. No matter what happened between them and the sheets, it should stay between them.
Why do guys always assume that some girl who looks good and puts on the overt sexy act is going to be good in bed? My experience has been that they're usually dead fish.
My sister saw her in Disneyland this weekend.
They also saw Johnny Depp and his family. :) He's taller than they thought.
This definitely says a lot more about Adam than Maria, she didn't connect with you at all. She's just not that into you.
Her creepy dad was probably sitting close by sending mean looks in their direction and making her shut up whenever she tried to moan or start some action... I swear, he's almost as creepy as Pimpa Joe.
Don't everybody get your panties in a wad. Apparently it's a joke.
My sister just called. It wasn't Johnny Depp as they thought. It was a look-alike. Sorry. :(
But they did see Maria. :rolleyes:
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