Good Morning Australia
While you were sleeping, Jessica Alba decided to let Cash Warren back into her pants and pocketbook. He must be really persuasive. Maybe he should start a cult.
Jenna Jameson, who is trying to become the first disappearing porn-star talked about her retirement from porn and also her breast reduction surgery. She claims she got the breasts removed because it was being true to herself. I think she got them removed because she realized there aren't too many 50 pound people with D cup breasts and they were so heavy in relation to the rest of her body they threatened to always topple her. She may have also had them removed because she had become more plastic than human. Kind of like a real life Barbie doll, but with some kind of weight loss problem and she hasn't been recalled for lead paint.
Beyonce decided to show the world that she's proud of her breasts by exposing them for all the world to see. To actually see her breasts, you are going to need some time and some very good eyesight, but if you concentrate, you can see them flopping around like a dying fish in a boat. If you could see anything I guess it would be NSFW but your boss would have to have absolutely incredible eyesight to even get a hint of nipple.
Scarlet Johannson wants to adopt. Well she needs to fill that new house she just bought with something. That's a big place for one person and her 400 pound stalker/lawyer/website author. Hopefully she didn't ask Woody Allen for any adoption advice or then she might just adopt some 18 year old boy who likes to call her mama and paints her toe nails.
Is 24 popular in Australia? I have no idea, but anyway, Janeane Garofalo, not to be confused with James Gandolfini even though they have similar looks is set to be in the new season of 24. I actually like Jeneane Garofalo and it's not just because she's getting it on with Henry Rollins or that she made a movie with Denis Leary which I actually thought was funny. I love her because of Larry. Larry Sanders that is. Anyone on that show is gold baby. Gold.
8 comments:
Oh Katie how sad..does the carousel play Sarah McClachlan songs when it turns?
Why do I picture a future nervous breakdown with Tommy walking in to find Katie maniacly twirling around that carousel on full tilt while singing "Im so pretty oh so pretty" and Tom slowly back away,closing the door and requesting her Xenu intake be doubled.
Just me?
Mclachlan i know i know ..and im in vancouver my bad.
What's up with everyone getting that nasty Posh 'do?
What's with POSH getting that nasty do?? lol.
Yesssss! I knew if I waited patiently that my favorite trainwreck couple, Pete and Kate, would reunite.
Hi back from Aussieland ENT!!
I don't really watch 24 so I don't know...
I was waiting for all your comments on Dopate, ah well, maybe K Fed will help rescue her daughter as well!!
heeheehee...
Cash Warren/Jessica Alba and Pete and Kate - all in one day! Thanks Ent! Life is good.....
Kate, is it *that* good?
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