Everytime I see Rihanna with that boot, I always think of Claire Huxtable when she broke her foot before the big party.

Maybe this time Rachel Nichols will say thank you.

So in the what I hate department, I hate guys who are pushing 40 wearing baseball caps sideways. Plus he's in London. With the exception of Amy Winehouse, everyone should dress nicer in London. I mean have you ever seen a better dressed crack addict than Pete Doherty?

This is Teri's sexy pose. I would hate to see her ugly pose.

The way to an old, bald man's heart is through his stomach.

See. Although she did stop him from grabbing her ass.

"Let's get ready to have severe weight loss."

"No, I'm not a screamer. I'm more of a grunter. But, the problem was Adam couldn't get it up and so he was frustrated, and I felt like if I said anything it would make it worse."

This one is too easy, much like the subject herself.

Now Becks has an idea of what it's like to be in Coach.

"Your name is what?"
"Ever"
"Ever? As in happily ever after?"
"Yep. Ever Carradine."

"Congratulations on having sex with Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz. Kind of like your own Charlie's Angels. Can I be your Bosley? I'm very good."

Any picture without Dax is a good picture of Kate Hudson.

Yes, Kat von D looks like a bit of a mess here, BUT she is wearing a Thin Lizzy belt buckle.