Random Photos Part One

So Cameron sets up a photo op for herself so people will know its her 35th (ahem) birthday and all she could do for herself was to buy some cheap ass dollar store flowers.
Anyone want to argue that Shiloh isn't Brad Pitt's kid. I don't see any of Angelina though.
Romeo's first day of school where all the moms show off their fake breasts and dad's show off their fake injuries.
Add 100 pounds, ten more double chins and a few missing teeth and you have a perfect self portrait of me. You know this isn't me because I wouldn't have passed up a chance to grope Hayden. She's very firm you know, and legal.
Is that the same kid that started with them in Hawaii? You know it must suck to be a celebrity parent and be judged by someone like me that your kid looks a mess but you somehow look perfect for the camera.
Almost happened. Thisclose to a wardrobe malfunction.

Pink and John Cusack in Germany. The only thing more surreal would be Tom Cruise peering at them from the scaffolding.
Twice in a month Keanu has gone out to dinner. Must be why he didn't eat it all. He's probably just in shock that he had two sets of clean clothes.
For someone who seems to spend her entire life outside, Kirsten Dunst has to be one of the palest people on the planet.
Tilda Swinton and George Clooney do their Tom and Katie impersonation.