Assassination of Jesse James Premiere
You know a movie is going to be crap when (a) no one shows up at the premiere, and (b) everyone looks like and dresses like they were at a funeral.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie set the mood with their thrilled to be here expression. Hey, if it's a chore then stop making crap movies.
Of course it could be the pot.
Alicia Witt is smiling because she's just happy to be invited to anything. The thing is she was in one of my favorite Soprano's episodes and not just because she's naked, and she had to work with Cybil Shepherd for 87 episodes. She should have got a special award just for that.
The only other person smiling is a person no one has ever heard of but I was do depressed I put her in here. Paz de la Huerta.
New mother, the Hollywood way, Mary Louise Parker. She does look great though and she's used to having children on her own so it was no big deal.
Gloria Estefan and her husband Emilio join the dressed in black and thrilled to be there group.
I think George Clooney is smiling because he thinks he's going to get a little something in the movie. Or, it could be that he knows he can leave early.
Casey Affleck joins Brad as a pallbearer.
Paz de la Huerta needs to go back to posing school. She's taking the boobs out, shoulders back look to a whole new level of wrongness.
ReplyDeleteI think it's just fine.
ReplyDeleteJust fine.
It looks like she was pulling something out of her rear end and got caught...
ReplyDeleteThe movie's actually getting great reviews.
ReplyDeleteBrad and Ang look hawt and high. It does seem somber though.
ReplyDeleteIt rated a 93% on the tomatometer.
ReplyDelete(Re: George photo)...
ReplyDeleteWell, it's out - everybody knows what I look like......
Cyn
I like Brad & Ang but they do look really tired here.
ReplyDeleteArgh! I can't stands it no more!
WHERE'S THE TIMMY REVEAL????
Wood! It's National 'Speak like a Pirate day!' Well achieved Wood ;)
ReplyDeleteBlimey, matey! Walk the plank! Uh, bottle of rum! Arrr be darrr! Cap'n Jack Sparrow!
ReplyDeleteSorry, going nuts until the Timmy reveal. Shiver me timbers!
Shiva me timbas, it is Speak like a pirate day..pinky I learned that this morning on "Morning Joe" too funny.
ReplyDeletewood you beat me to it...LOL
ReplyDeletecould the alicia witt "sopranos" shout out be a hint for that b.i. regarding the "sopranos" actress doing blow in the bathroom from Emmy night?
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt: yawn
ReplyDeleteI'd take Casey Affleck over Brad Pitt anyday.
Don't worry bluegirl, neither of them would fuck you if you paid them...
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