Fabiola- where do I sign up?! I've got lots of pics that need "retouching." I wanna have a bubble booty like KimK, jumbotronic lips like Vagelina and robotic boobs like Posh.
You know what? Just sculpt me like Janet, Ms. Jackson if you're nasty. :)
Can you say photoshop???? Maybe eventually, women will stop buying these magazines just because the images are so fake and so completely unattainable, it is almost like a joke.
Photoshopped to the HILT.
ReplyDeleteShe's stunning. And no amount of photoshopping will hide you if your're ugly.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Happy Birthday to all the fabulous Librans (including CZJ)...
Cyn
One of her "pleasure principles" is to "go green"? Good grief.
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She is soo fake. I can't stand her.
ReplyDeletebotox makes her lips curl up on the ends...and if she's 38, I'm 23,
ReplyDeleteShe is naturally pretty and always had a great body, but those photos are heavily photoshopped.
ReplyDeleteBut hey, who cares?It's Hollywood, baby, all fake!
Whoa - bronzer overload.
ReplyDeleteNot a fan.
Yeah, like those are really her abs.
ReplyDeleteHer legs are bangin...all lengthy and shite. Can somebody photoshop my legs? Biotch.
ReplyDeleteAlways thought she was gorgeous, but in these photos she looks all greasy and shiny and weird.
ReplyDeleteI agree with whoever questioned her age. There's no way she's 38.
I never thought she was good looking, and I always thought her eyes looked puffy. Now I think she is good looking so age is agreeing with her.
ReplyDeleteTracee--yes they can photoshop your legs so they look verrrrryyyy looooooooooooooong
ReplyDeleteCZJ - Insufferabable, Egomanical, shall I go on? The old adage of ugly on the inside trumps beauty on the outside seems fitting.
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ReplyDeleteShe was also a homewrecker before Brad was a glint in Angie's eyes
ReplyDeleteFabiola- where do I sign up?! I've got lots of pics that need "retouching." I wanna have a bubble booty like KimK, jumbotronic lips like Vagelina and robotic boobs like Posh.
ReplyDeleteYou know what? Just sculpt me like Janet, Ms. Jackson if you're nasty. :)
Can you say photoshop???? Maybe eventually, women will stop buying these magazines just because the images are so fake and so completely unattainable, it is almost like a joke.
ReplyDeletethese pictures are from July or August. and I hate CZJ.
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