Claire Danes attempts to prove that a drawing has more personality than she does.

She's looked worse. In fact I will say she looks hot here. Love those eyes. She looks great.

Al Reynolds explains what he and the other guy did the night before.

Christina Ricci looks like a cross between Carol Channing and Cathy Rigby.

I was going to make some wise ass comment about Kelly Brook and her friend, but I think it might actually be a relative.

It's a good thing Ellen Pompeo brought her purse since we know she's paying.

1. Thinking of Mario.
2. Life size replica of Tony.

Honestly I don't know what the hell she's doing here, but I think when you have a blog you're supposed to post pics of exposed butt cracks.

Now which kid got the lap dance last year?

I'm always posting pics of Johnny Depp. How about a photo of the love of his life Vanessa Paradis, aka Kate Moss's clone.

They don't look ten.

I'm going to miss Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger as a couple. They were blind item gold.