Wednesday, October 10, 2007
I would like to think that most people who have sex are friends. Lindsay Lohan has recently said that she and Tony Allen are just friends and denied having a relationship with him. I think she is 100% correct. I don't think they ever had a relationship or wanted a relationship. I think they had sex. I think they had hot freckled, old man sex in a bathroom at rehab, and it destroyed his marriage when he bragged about it.
Who the hell said anything about a relationship? If Lindsay had a relationship everytime she had sex, well, she would never have sex. That's actually not true. There was Harry Morton, and Wilmer "Scott Baio" Valderrama and she's seeing some new guy whose name is Riley Giles and looks like a mashup of the two Corey's.
This Riley guy is probably perfect for her. He's younger than the guys she's been screwing in rehab, he has an addiction problem, he's rich, and apparently he has no job. If you ask Riley what his future plans are for a job, I doubt he is going to give a Lloyd Dobler response but I'm sure he will still have plenty of time and money to spend on Lindsay and I'm sure she will let him. She learned that from mom.
Of course Lindsay's time with Riley will have to make way for the photo ops with Dad and the new step mom to be who looks like the daughter. Nothing creepy about that right? Plus, with Lindsay out of rehab and ready to play, mom will probably be flying in soon to start partying and collecting all the swag she's been missing out on with Lindsay holed up in that wilderness hotel as she likes to call it.
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6 comments:
LOVE Lloyd Dobler!
Classy guy, he took her to Tire Town!
I would have at least sprung for Denny's.
Excellent "Say Anything " reference enty! This is why I heart you so much!!
And for anyone too young to know 1st - Go rent this movie! 2ND - here is the infamous lloyd quote...
"I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that!"
Ahhhhhhh Classic!
"In your eyes...."
I thought his soon to be ex-wife was the one with the money, not him.
Is it sad that I know where there are by the pictures. I guess living somewhere all your life means you can look at just small little details and know exactly where they are. I hear people are kinda annoyed that she is there will all the people who follow her.
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