Thursday, October 04, 2007
I know that I suggested that Eva Mendes was pregnant. Hell, look at her. She has all the classic signs. Baby bump, coming out of a prenatal yoga class, and she wasn't doing her Starbucks strut. Well as it turns out, Eva is tired of all the pregnancy rumors, which is news to me because it's not like the whole world cares whether she is pregnant or not. Blogs aren't screaming OMG, Eva is pregnant with love child.
Eva wants the world to know she (a) isn't pregnant, (b) "I don't wanna have kids... I love the little suckers; they're so cute but I love sleep so much and I worry about everything. (And) I feel like the institution of marriage is a very archaic kinda thing. I don't think it fits in my world today."
I don't remember anyone asking her views on marriage, but I guess it was on her mind or something. When asked why everyone thinks she is pregnant, she said, "I'm off season right now. I'm having the pasta, I'm having the dessert."
I think what she means by off season is that she can't find work because everyone thinks she's pregnant so she's drowning her sorrows in pasta and bon bons. Pregnant, fat, it doesn't matter. Just think of her at Starbucks showing off her plumage, and that will make you smile.
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9 comments:
Wow, you're on a blind-item reveal kick today, aren't you? Yay!
moosh that was revealed awile ago.
El..you still LOVE that ho though don't cha??? lol.
Ent, post some of the pix of JLo on stage in that "butterfly" get-up. There are some photos where you can see under the b'fly poncho and see her stomach in the spandex suit. She looks about 5 months to me.
Boy, those Scientologists have some serious basters
KELLYSIRKUS!!!
Don't say that word! We don't want you to end up a suspicious suicide!
That woman isn't fat by ANY stretch of the imagination. Not a size negative by any means, but no where NEAR fat. I wonder, why does ENT and society in general venerate skin and bones whores and coke addicts by calling women on the skinny side "fat" but men can be furry, ugly little Ron Jeremys or Val Kilmers and no one says "BOO FATSO!!!" "LARD ASS" "WIDE LOAD", etc? I find it demeaning to women in general and men with brains rather than pimply teens hiding in their parents' basement who couldn't get laid by Pam Anderson!
Rhianna,
Hold up girl..it was sarcasm..our El don't play like that.
Chill...
I agree Rhianna. I would love to be that "fat".
It's the damn style of dresses and tops now. They make even the thinnest person look preggars because of the way they hang. It sucks becuase they are very comfortable to wear.
Still don't explain the prenatal yoga kick. She's got a kink, then?
I still think maybe...
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