Lindsay's Back In The Bathroom
Just when I had said something nice about Lindsay Lohan she becomes a frequent bathroomer again. At a party last week, Lindsay and a friend were spotted using the bathroom every fifteen minutes for the entire night. According to someone at the party, Lindsay looked out of it and didn't seem to know what was going on.
I'm sure Lindsay's rep would tell us that Lindsay's friend had stomach problems, and like any good friend, Lindsay went into the bathroom to make sure her friend was okay, and also to light the matches. One must not offend at a party, especially if not your home. Of course the followup question to the rep if they ever actually allowed questions was why not just take the poor girl home and not suffer. The rep would no doubt say that Lindsay had to stay because she was at the party visiting cancer survivors and just couldn't desert them when they all had traveled across the country to meet their inspiration. Lindsay's friend understood and bravely held out while Lindsay could meet her dedicated fans.
This is why reps issue statements and don't have press conferences or Q&A sessions. They throw out something that sounds great, but with a million holes. 24 hours later, Britney is slipped a quick $500, flashes the paps and the world moves onto a different story.
Lets hope theres an overdose in the works right now so we can be relieved of these constant LL headlines.
ReplyDeleteI with you Trix and one for Brit too.
ReplyDeleteI'd just like to add: I know that the things I say seem harsh at times. Most of it is for comedic exaggeration, so I can "vent" and be done with it. Do I actually wish death on these people? Not really.
ReplyDeleteBut I do tire of thinking "good for you" for some celeb that seems to be getting their life on track (hey I'm not heartless! Of course I want to see someone do well, instead of having their life a mess!) only to be shown its all just a lying charade AGAIN. I'm sure its naive to even hope but I cant help it. And Im pissed that the whole world is set to a high standard of behavior, and that we crucify ourselves when we fall short--but there are some who will never have to feel that sting, and instead will be allowed to continue to act like the least of human beings, all while being applauded for it...Bitter? Maybe? Do I care in the least? Not a bit.
cocaine addiction is characterized by a 95% relapse rate over 2 years. that means only 5% of those who receive "treatment" will stay clean for 2 years - and those are usually people who disassociate completely from their past friends, haunts, activities.
ReplyDeletei would feel a tiny bit of sympathy for her as a person struggling with addiction if she owned up to any of it: if she came out and said she's damned lucky blair berk got her off the hook for crimes that would have any of the rest of us sitting in jail for a long time.
or if she used her fame to help regular, addicted people who don't have armies of publicists and high-priced lawyers to cover their asses.
instead she has continued with the elaborate farce she has been playing for years (since she started using cocaine WHILE FILMING MEAN GIRLS) - that she is a perfectly well-adjusted person, a role model for young women and that her only problem is the invasive press that she tips off with personal stories.
she is a fraud and she is making a mockery of every person who has ever gotten clean - FOR REAL.
we have all had to pay the piper - the longer she continues with this charade the bigger her price will be.
wow. some heavy thoughts coming down this post-holiday Monday.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Jindi. It is impossible to feel sympathy for these spoiled lying brats. Which is why we all snark on them.
So TRIX, you have nothing to apologize for. Of course none of us wishes death upon these girls. We are all here for the same reason.
I cannot bring myself to say bad things about a celeb like Angelina Jolie or Sean Penn who actually do use their celebrity to do good or bring attention to causes.
Ok, please tell me that I'm not the only one who took a quick first glance at this photo and thought it was an old one of Dina and Lindsay, rather than Lindsay and Ali?
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Yep natd, i was thinking the same thing. And wtf is a 14 year old girl doing wearing false eyelashes and bright red nails. Ugh. I don't understand why kids just can't be kids anymore. Lindsay is starting to look exactly like Dina. I wonder if that was her idea.
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