Sienna Miller To Star In GI Joe Film After Sleeping With Entire Hasbro Toy Line
I must have missed the memo where making movies out of toys is fun. I liked Toy Story and I guess that is what gave the suits their first clue that they could make some money off toys. With the hit of last year's Transformers, it is going to get worse.
First up is going to be Sienna Miller starring as the female lead in the new GI Joe film. They don't even have GI Joe yet, but they have the woman who will have sex with him or the director or the producer or someone, cast and ready to go. Australian actor Sam Worthington is rumored to be the front runner for the part in the film which is being directed by Stephen Sommers who also directed The Mummy and Van Helsing.
Next up for Hollywood is the movie based on the Pet Rock. It just sits there and looks stupid throughout the entire film. Not surprisingly, Paris Hilton is in discussions to take that role.
8 comments:
What about the slinky? I would watch that shit go down stairs for hours! That thing is hypnotizing.
I heard The Rock is rumoured to star in a trilogy about Light Bright.
they should change the title to PET ROCKS and cast all the idiots
THe Rock could read the phone book and I'd watch it - as long as he was shirtless..
and Ent, the Sienna Miller subject line almost made me spew all over the monitor!
Cyn
Hahaha, love the headline Ent. Cyn has it right, I just about spewed Diet Coke all over my laptop - not cool. Please tell me she's the Cobra chick??
I liked Transformers. As long as they don't go diggin' up "Barbie and the Rockers" the world won't end in a flaming ball of molten plastic. I know they're getting desperate with the strike and all, but leave the toys alone!
Hmm...was that a reveal? Or is it alreafy common knowledge?
It's like "already", but spelled differently.
i had an uncle who came up with a brilliant idea during the "pet rock" period.
he approached the sales lady (who happened to be my BFF's mom) and told her his pet rock had died and where could he get a head stone for it?
not knowing who he was, she was totally flummoxed and cool as could be. ah, youth.
question: how does G.I. joe have sex if he's not anatomically correct???
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