Friday, November 30, 2007
It's been quite a long time since we have seen the Katie Holmes slouch and duck walk. In the photo above, she appears to be at least a foot taller than Tom. Of course that might not be Katie at all. To me, it kind of looks like a guy dressed in drag, who then threw on a wig. Whether it be male or female, Tom looks like he is about 12 standing next to them. Is this his new way of looking younger? Does he go to Katie (Kate) and say, "you still look to feminine. Go get your hair cut to look like that bitch from Vogue, tape down your breasts, and maybe, just maybe this relationship will work."
In other Little General news, Suri Cruise is having a pair of Louboutins custom made for her. Christian Louboutin himself came and took a mold of Suri's feet so he could make the custom booties. Of course, by the time the mold is sent off to China to be made, coated in lead paint, and finally shipped to the Cruise family, the kid will have grown another 2 inches like every other damn kid in the world, and the shoes will be just a nice talking point. Is there a point to actually getting the shoes made? Is it to show that Tom Cruise can get one of the most popular shoe designers to come to his house and take a mold? Is it to have a daughter who is so damn spoiled that her baby booties have a big red bottom? Is the Cruise family short of money so they are going to start having Suri shill for them because you sure as hell know there won't be any Tom and Katie sex video. "Now, where does it go?" "Maybe we should shower again first."
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15 comments:
poor Katie!
I hate to be obsessed with the baby bump scenario. However. There's another pic in which its very clear she's wearing a girdle. But when you see her to the side....and you know that girl is madly in shape. What's the deal?
Isn't that the giant lady from Harry Potter?
how do we know the shoes arent for Tiny Tom?
I can totally see him rockin some red soled mary janes. but of course they would be called Marie Jannet.
Jax, please. The mold was taken of Sari's foot. The shoes would be too big for Tom.
OK - Tom Cruise's hairstyle gives me the willies..
Cyn - could some of you come over and help me with my Christmas lights? I'm too lazy to do them myself.
I'll bake a cake...
where did Katie's tits go?
That side view of her looks really odd. I'm not saying she's preggers but she DOES look like she's got a belly at the moment, and wearing a girdle. Musta learned that one from Tom!
haha indeed.
littleoleme said...
where did Katie's tits go?
she New York Marathoned them away.
did she have much to start with?
Dawson and Pacey never gave up the 411 so we never did find out if Joey stuffed or not.
LOL, theflock! Uh, Katie had a kid. Tits usually fall after. IMHO, I think she looks better here than she has for a long time.
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like Bai Ling?? I actually did a double take the first time I saw these photos...
I think she always appears to have "a bump" because she's always slouching. she still looks like a giant next to him so why bother with the slouch, Katie?
and yet no matter how strangely she squats, she still towers over him.
poor thing.
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