Thursday, November 08, 2007

Tom Makes Katie Pay


In an interview with the Daily Star which you would think might be an astrology magazine, but is in actuality about celebrities Tom Cruise hinted that he is a big ass skinflint and makes Katie Holmes pay for dinner when they go out. It's not all she's paying for. Anyway, it seems that Xenu boy doesn't own a cell phone, or jewelery. He has no e-mail address, and no watch, and most of all he carries no wallet. Now, I do suppose it is possible that he just carries a credit card with him when he goes out, but then you know that the waiter is going to ask for identification. So then he would have to carry his license and a credit card. And what if the place they are eating doesn't take American Express. Well, then he has to have at least two credit cards and his drivers license sitting in a pocket. What about valet? You know he is going to tip big or some asshole like me is going to call him out on it, so he needs to have some cash, two credit cards and a drivers license in his pockets. Obviously this is too much for his elf size pockets, so he must make Katie just jam everything in her purse, and when she wants to go out, he says, "only if you buy, because I don't have a wallet."

In the same interview, Tom also says, "I simply want to be with my children and make movies." I think he means child because I didn't see Conner and Isabella Cruise at that tea party unless they were the wait staff. I didn't see them at the premiere of his movie, or anywhere. I think it is time to bring them out of hiding, but he may be saving them for a big press disaster. Either that or they are in for service.

In the next breath, Tom claimed that the best times he has are "waking up and seeing Katie and Suri and giving them a hug". Of course they have come in from a different room and have had to make an appointment. I notice also that he said giving Suri a hug and not the other two kids. Maybe he thinks they smell bad. And what about kisses? Huh? I think the best time for me if Katie Holmes was my wife would be when Suri is off with the help and Katie says good morning naked and with a smile.

17 comments:

  1. You don't see the older Cruise kids with Nicole either. They must be in the witness protection program with Jett Travolta.

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  2. And what a horrible photo. It looks like some mafia kid with his mother after making his first Communion.

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  3. lol@ Twist.

    Tommy Boy really creeps me out..i've never been much of a fan persay but godddamn he's creepy.

    Ya so where exactly are the kids if they aren't with Tom or Nicole?
    Boarding school?

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  4. Anonymous10:07 AM

    I've heard its boarding school. I'd like to give the benefit of a doubt, that Tom tries to keep them kinda out of the spotlight's eye, but its probably mostly to keep them so isolated and indoctrinated that they dont reveal any secrets. Besides, they were probably only a career and PR move when they were adopted, and since that was with Nicole way back when, they obviously serve no purpose to Tom anymore.

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  5. I'm not giving him the benefit of the doubt because you see Suri everywhere. Now you could argue that it's because of her age, but you never saw his other two with him when they were younger. Of course, Suri probably has a more caring mother, so maybe that's the difference. Either that or Tom prefers his faux baby over his other children.

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  6. Anonymous10:36 AM

    Hmmm I think its moreover most likely that Suri is the same to him as the other kids: a gimmick to pull out when you need press. All those soccer games for Isabella when he and Kate were dating and Kate was preggers. But, babies, even little bastard Filipino robo babies that are a few months older than the public is aware of, get more magazine covers, and wider range, than almost any other subject. Add to the mix the charade that hes "sooo in love" with Kate, and this is their "love child"...

    theres that blind item about a couple that likes the hotels they stay at to clip out flattering pictures of them and their child and have them framed and in the room for them before they arrive...the big guess is Kate and Tom.

    Once a PR move always a PR move!

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  7. I have been in TN and seen Nicole and Keith with the kids... this was over the summer.You always see pics of them in Austrailia and they look really happy. I have read that they -Conner and Isabella-attend some Scientology school...I have always found how odd that the Scientologists will not show their kids that are not cookie cutter perfect. I remember seeing on another site a pic of Jett T with his mom, you never see him at the premiers, Starbucks or anywhere. Sad, all that money and no class....

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  8. Trix- ya I think Suri is older than we are led to 'beielive' as well. I think she was born in December.

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  9. Anonymous11:20 AM

    Yeah, notice those pics of Katie "right before she gave birth" when she's in the shoe store, shopping. Not only does she look MISERABLE (post partum, anyone?) but it appears as though she has an overinflated basketball underneath her dress. She did not appear to be walking like a pregnant woman does with that kind of load on her tummy--she walked like all those actresses wearing fake belly tummies do on TV shows. I always would get so mad when I'd see them walking normally. That stops at about five months and for good reason.

    Oh, and then theres the messed up faked birth certificate which inexplicably has Tom's stage name instead of his real name on it.

    Oh, and the fact that the child is unmistakenly of some amount of Filipino heritage. My boyfriends whole family is Filipino/German. I know what little Filipino babies look like even if they're not 100% Filipino.

    Word is she got knocked up by some camera man while on a press junket.

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  10. The two older kids are in their early to mid-teens, when they're at their most self-conscious. Maybe their parents are allowing them the end of their childhood, without exposing them to public discussion of their appearance and behavior.

    Or they're just really unattractive, like most mid-teens, and would reflect badly on their perfect parents and step-parents.

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  11. Meg Ryan put her kid in boarding school when he was 8 years old, so don't underestimate what these people in this career path will do.

    If Tom and Katie are in Washington DC, NYC, and other places in one week and Nicole is in the south at an awards ceremony, it does make you wonder where the kids go to school and who's watching the hen house.

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  12. Wow, it must be a real close race for mother of the year in Hollywood.

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  13. Anonymous1:19 PM

    Just to be fecetious, I'd like to point out that he says he has no jewelery, but he DOES have a wedding band! lol

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  14. Anonymous2:39 PM

    I wouldn't buy him a Scientology wafer.

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  15. The pic of katie shoe shopping while she is supposed to be pregnant is total bullshit.

    First, if you look closely at some of the pictures you can see the fake belly padding shoulder strap hanging out. It wasn't a bra strap,it was like a big thick pillowy strap, and her belly is to pointed. When you are that preg you carry reallly low.

    Secondly, what third trimester pregnant woman tries on high heels?! Your feet and ankles are so swollen you can hardly stuff your feet into your biggest sneaks.

    I have never been pregnant, but I have seen many close friends and family members go through it. The shoe thing was not normal at all.

    xoxo
    Nicole

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  16. from Trix...

    Just to be fecetious...

    Somehow this typo seems so much more appropriate than other lesser typos.

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  17. Anonymous9:18 AM

    haha nice catch handsatlanta! I usually keep the typos and mispellings at bay but at the moment, Im kinda glad I slipped up >:)

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