Which sexy singer is so unhappy with her looks, she is going to be fitted with braces? The skinny northern babe doesn't even want her fella to find out about it...
I don't think Jewel will ever have her teeth fixed...she said at one point something along the lines of they are so much a part of her that to fix them would be like selling out.
Hmmmmm, it would have to be someone who's husband or boyfriend doesn't see her often...skinny makes me think Amy Winehouse, but I am in NO WAY suggesting she's sexy. Or could that be a song reference? I don't know. And since Blakey is in jail, he wouldn't necessarily know....
Skinny, sexy Northern singers: Heidi Range (from Sugababes), Cheryl Cole (Girls Aloud), Sarah Harding (Girls Aloud). I think they all have nice teeth, from what I can tell, but any one of them may be hiding a hideous bottom set :D Of the three, I'd say Range or Harding, and Harding is probably most likely to be referred to as sexy, and the tabs LOVE her.
None of the other singers mentioned are northerners - Winehouse is from London, as are the other members of the Sugababes, and the rest of the Girls Aloud crew are from the South. Most hot solo singers are also not from the north, or not English at all. People like Jewel, Avril wouldn't even register on the radar of the Daily Mail, so we're def. looking at a UK act.
Thinking on it, yeah, I'd go with Harding. Considering the girls she runs around with, I could see her being a bit insecure...
I immediatly thought of Cheryl Cole but at the same time, would Ent post a blind about someone whose not particularly famous outside of the UK? Thats why I'm leaning towards Mel B: shes Northern (Leeds) and well known in the US.
Well, Ent did post a pic of GA the other day, so they're getting on his radar, but good point. I just don't think of Mel B as 'sexy' or 'skinny' lol - I think of her as, err, a bit past her prime :/ But as she's living in the US I can totally see her getting braces - that's not a very UK thing. Good catch :D
I'd still love it if it were Cheryl Cole, though. :P *listens to GA*
OK, it has to be REALLY hard to have braces and your man not know about it... so it has to be someone who doesn't see her "fella" that often. I'm going with Amy Winehouse: British, skinny, bad teeth, Blake's in jail.... Also, check the lyrics from "You Know I'm No Good": Cause you're my FELLA, my guy... hand me your stella and fly...
I think the word sexy is throwing people off, but that's all a matter of perspective, no?
My immediate thought was Canada too- And no one would notice 'invisaline' were she to go that direction, only the results. Hard pressed to believe ENT would call Avril "sexy" though...
Christine- i think Posh is a good guess. She comes across as secretly insecure. She never smiles - i think partly because she hates her nose. Very skinny and out of all the spice girls, she is considered the "sexy" one.
As for the previous blind item about the actress who is broke and her manager has not been paid in months. That has to be Lindsay Lohan as Superficial has just reported that she is pretty much broke and is openly asking friends for money and endorsing products like anti-smoking pills while she is smoking for 5 figure sums.
Posh = not from the north. The two Northern Spice Girls (very good point that the singer may not see her fella if she's on tour!) are Mel C and Mel B, but I'm pretty sure Mel C would have a girlfriend and not a fella :D
hey rach-x...she didn't look like she had a boyfriend when i personally saw her hand up her 'makeup/hair girl's' dress a few years back. Or when she had her tongue down her throat.
Ooooh, Nicola is interesting. I never thought of her as north b/c her accent isn't super strong, but it's a good call - Runcorn is close to Liverpool. And just last week Ent was commenting on how Nicola is the "unattractive one" in the group... could have been a clue! Though I really am ??? about Ent taking an interest in GA! Maybe b/c Nadine is on-again/off-again with Jesse Metcalfe?
And, oooooh - Google image search shows that Nicola has slightly dodgy teeth. She just announced she's getting married, so perhaps she wants to do this before she sells her wedding photos to OK? :P
I think the 'sexy' note may be in reference to GA's last single "Sexy! No No No," and Nicola is the thinnest in the group. She also seemed really insecure in their last interview in the London Lite. Okay, I think it's her :P
Avril. Her and hubby will be apart from each other due to touring. Sounds like a good reason to get them on.
(Crossing my fingers its her. I bet her husband is too. You know that snaggle tooth bitch probably chewed him all up. I bet his dick has so many scabs on it that it looks like a tootsie roll.)
Do I need to mention again that this is a UK redtop referring to a northern ENGLISH popstar? Not Avril and not Amy Winehouse (not northerner... though she could do with a trip to the dentist).
Anyway... I still hope and think it's Nicola from GA, but worth mentioning that Ent just had a very random Mel C comment... and I know sometimes he throws out clues. Wiki claims she has a boyfriend, which is possible - I thought the official status on her was "bisexual." It would also make for a double meaning on 'northern babe' with her first solo album being called Northern Star. Though, again, I don't think of Mel C as sexy or a babe :P (Nicola!)
Not to be lame, but if I was Amy Winehouse, I wouldn't be happy with my looks either. Plus, she could get away with her "fella" not finding out about it, because he's in jail. AND she has some gnarly teeth! I think it's her...
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This is deffo Nicola Roberts, she always hides her teeth when she smiles and is known for hating the way that she looks, having said that I have seen her a few times and she is a lovely girl.
This sounds like Avril to me.
ReplyDeleteme too.... but what about jewel? has she had her teeth fixed yet?
ReplyDeleteJewel?
ReplyDeletegotta be avril... jewel is from san diego, def not a northern girl
ReplyDeleteThis is the Mirror people, so it must be a Brit. I say Amy Winehouse, with her missing teeth.
ReplyDeleteoh yeah, a mirror item.... doesn't want her fella to find out (not married?) and northern (scottish?)
ReplyDeletejewel is from alaska actually, but surfer is right... it's prolly a brit.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Jewel will ever have her teeth fixed...she said at one point something along the lines of they are so much a part of her that to fix them would be like selling out.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm, it would have to be someone who's husband or boyfriend doesn't see her often...skinny makes me think Amy Winehouse, but I am in NO WAY suggesting she's sexy. Or could that be a song reference? I don't know. And since Blakey is in jail, he wouldn't necessarily know....
joehawkins - her fella/husband is in jail, and will probably be there for a while.
ReplyDeleteNah Amy Winehouse is from London so can't be her. I think it will be someone from the North of England rather then Scotland.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Posh? That girl never smiles. Also, the skinny & British parts fit.
ReplyDeleteSkinny, sexy Northern singers: Heidi Range (from Sugababes), Cheryl Cole (Girls Aloud), Sarah Harding (Girls Aloud). I think they all have nice teeth, from what I can tell, but any one of them may be hiding a hideous bottom set :D Of the three, I'd say Range or Harding, and Harding is probably most likely to be referred to as sexy, and the tabs LOVE her.
ReplyDeleteNone of the other singers mentioned are northerners - Winehouse is from London, as are the other members of the Sugababes, and the rest of the Girls Aloud crew are from the South. Most hot solo singers are also not from the north, or not English at all. People like Jewel, Avril wouldn't even register on the radar of the Daily Mail, so we're def. looking at a UK act.
Thinking on it, yeah, I'd go with Harding. Considering the girls she runs around with, I could see her being a bit insecure...
I immediatly thought of Cheryl Cole but at the same time, would Ent post a blind about someone whose not particularly famous outside of the UK?
ReplyDeleteThats why I'm leaning towards Mel B: shes Northern (Leeds) and well known in the US.
Well, Ent did post a pic of GA the other day, so they're getting on his radar, but good point. I just don't think of Mel B as 'sexy' or 'skinny' lol - I think of her as, err, a bit past her prime :/ But as she's living in the US I can totally see her getting braces - that's not a very UK thing. Good catch :D
ReplyDeleteI'd still love it if it were Cheryl Cole, though. :P *listens to GA*
Me too : D
ReplyDeleteI see what you mean about Mel B, I was watching a spice girls documemtary the other day which is why she came to mind.
OK, it has to be REALLY hard to have braces and your man not know about it... so it has to be someone who doesn't see her "fella" that often. I'm going with Amy Winehouse: British, skinny, bad teeth, Blake's in jail.... Also, check the lyrics from "You Know I'm No Good": Cause you're my FELLA, my guy... hand me your stella and fly...
ReplyDeleteI think the word sexy is throwing people off, but that's all a matter of perspective, no?
But she's from London, which in no way is ever considered north.
ReplyDeleteIf the singer is currently touring she may not get to see her man much although there'd be photos.
My immediate thought was Canada too-
ReplyDeleteAnd no one would notice 'invisaline' were she to go that direction, only the results. Hard pressed to believe ENT would call Avril "sexy" though...
Damn, am I the only one who thought of leg braces? hehehee. Sorry, carry on.
ReplyDeleteChristine-
ReplyDeletei think Posh is a good guess. She comes across as secretly insecure. She never smiles - i think partly because she hates her nose. Very skinny and out of all the spice girls, she is considered the "sexy" one.
Avril, Jewel or Amy Winehouse.
ReplyDeleteAs for the previous blind item about the actress who is broke and her manager has not been paid in months. That has to be Lindsay Lohan as Superficial has just reported that she is pretty much broke and is openly asking friends for money and endorsing products like anti-smoking pills while she is smoking for 5 figure sums.
Posh = not from the north. The two Northern Spice Girls (very good point that the singer may not see her fella if she's on tour!) are Mel C and Mel B, but I'm pretty sure Mel C would have a girlfriend and not a fella :D
ReplyDeletefor sure the UK..Northern def refers to north of england.
ReplyDeleteif it were Avril those cheesy bastards would be calling her a canuck babe or some shizz like that.
Thank you nq and jax! had given up on correcting the VB and amy guesses.
ReplyDeleteSuprisingly Mel C has a boyfriend, of quite a few years too. http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/12/16/broody_mel_c/
On another forum I saw Nicola the ginger one from GA suggested.
Posh. She never smiles because she looks like a dork when does.
ReplyDeleteposh has a full hollywood set..i dont beleive you need braces for veneers.
ReplyDeletehey rach-x...she didn't look like she had a boyfriend when i personally saw her hand up her 'makeup/hair girl's' dress a few years back. Or when she had her tongue down her throat.
ReplyDeleteShe was pretty dykalicisous back then.
Ooooh, Nicola is interesting. I never thought of her as north b/c her accent isn't super strong, but it's a good call - Runcorn is close to Liverpool. And just last week Ent was commenting on how Nicola is the "unattractive one" in the group... could have been a clue! Though I really am ??? about Ent taking an interest in GA! Maybe b/c Nadine is on-again/off-again with Jesse Metcalfe?
ReplyDeleteAnd, oooooh - Google image search shows that Nicola has slightly dodgy teeth. She just announced she's getting married, so perhaps she wants to do this before she sells her wedding photos to OK? :P
I think the 'sexy' note may be in reference to GA's last single "Sexy! No No No," and Nicola is the thinnest in the group. She also seemed really insecure in their last interview in the London Lite. Okay, I think it's her :P
Good sleuthing NQ!
ReplyDeleteWow about Mel C: although she's always had a lot of trouble shifting those lesbian rumours...thats obviously why!
Nadine Coyle?
ReplyDeleteIt's probably some obscure British singer not known in the states. Amy Winehouse would be too obvious.
If it's Amy WiNo it will take more than just braces to make her sexy. She needs an overhaul done.
ReplyDeleteAvril. Her and hubby will be apart from each other due to touring. Sounds like a good reason to get them on.
ReplyDelete(Crossing my fingers its her. I bet her husband is too. You know that snaggle tooth bitch probably chewed him all up. I bet his dick has so many scabs on it that it looks like a tootsie roll.)
Do I need to mention again that this is a UK redtop referring to a northern ENGLISH popstar? Not Avril and not Amy Winehouse (not northerner... though she could do with a trip to the dentist).
ReplyDeleteAnyway... I still hope and think it's Nicola from GA, but worth mentioning that Ent just had a very random Mel C comment... and I know sometimes he throws out clues. Wiki claims she has a boyfriend, which is possible - I thought the official status on her was "bisexual." It would also make for a double meaning on 'northern babe' with her first solo album being called Northern Star. Though, again, I don't think of Mel C as sexy or a babe :P (Nicola!)
Not to be lame, but if I was Amy Winehouse, I wouldn't be happy with my looks either. Plus, she could get away with her "fella" not finding out about it, because he's in jail. AND she has some gnarly teeth! I think it's her...
ReplyDeleteWhy not Alanis Morisette? She's from Toronto-and skinny.
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ReplyDeleteThis is deffo Nicola Roberts, she always hides her teeth when she smiles and is known for hating the way that she looks, having said that I have seen her a few times and she is a lovely girl.
ReplyDeletehow about nelly furtado?
ReplyDeletethat "promiscuous girl" (sp)
Nelly Furtado!
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