Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Random Photos Part One

Dylan McDermott out in Miami over the weekend. Guess he is enjoying his first bachelor NYE in a very long time.
So do all these women like Dax Shepard because he makes them laugh or is it because he makes $10 a year or is it because he is hung like a horse. Whatever it is Kristen Bell seems to love it. I'm guessing that is a woman driving the golf cart, but I wouldn't lay any money on it.
Carson Daly kind of looks like a wax figure of himself. It looks like he is really dying his hair also.
"Let's go get some beer, and then daddy will see if he can get mom to be a little less frigid."
I'm guessing that the Amazon didn't sit down all night. Then again she is a Kardashian. Have to show the world what you have, and that you are not afraid to use it.
These photos of Kelly Brook and Billy Zane are just so staged.
They might be more believable if the photos of Billy in a sarong didn't exist.
I know these are Hugh Jackman's children, but I just don't see the resemblance which makes sense considering they are adopted but which I had no clue about.
Gerard Butler and Jason Statham. Jason just doesn't look the same when he smiles. He just looks like some goofy guy who got drunk. Still one of my top five favorite actors though.
Please don't let them breed. Please oh please.
I don't mean to be rude. Well, yes, I do, or else I wouldn't have started down that line. How did these kids even know who Sean Stewart was? And even if they did, why the hell would they want their photo taken with him anyway?
Not a big fan of Steve-O, but all celebrities should follow his example. Drunk, but in a taxi.
Miley Cyrus is opening her mouth. The photographer must have candy in his.
I don't know who Lionel Ohayon is, but he is way too close to my girlfriend. And when I say Emmanuele Chriqui is my girlfriend, I mean that in a late night, sitting at home by myself kind of way while playing the 3some scene on Entourage in a continuous loop.

30 comments:

Kristen S. said...

If people with so little personality (Carson Daly) can get their own TV show, then what am I doing sitting in this cubicle? I have little to no personality too!

cindie said...

Hugh Jackman's kids are adopted.

jax said...

Well it is oinly 25 min Kristen. And i still don't watch it.

Steve O can't afford a car either way..lol.

I beleive that moron Sean has Stewart tatooed accross his chest.
What a role model..i beat random people with bricks!

Dyaln McDerm looks like he crashed at Seal's house and this is what they gave him to sleep in.

kellygirl said...

I will vote for the candidate who will pass legislation that all Reality Stars and Celebutards must be sterilized.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Carson Daly is slowing morphing into Pee Wee Herman.

RandomRamblings said...

Can I suggest more Jason Statham/Gerald Butler pics? Two actors who have talent and aren't tabloid whoring themselves for fame. A rarity in Hollywood these days. That being said, what was Jason thinking doing a Uwe Boll movie? I'll let it slide this time because he did bring us Crank, War, and the Transporter series.

I can tell you why Dax and Kristen are together. They are two actors who were supposed to be the next greatest thing but America didn't buy it. Both are firmly B/C listers who hope by hooking up, they can elevate together in the fame game. If pics don't work, watch a sex tape to leak with both of them. I'm just saying.

Carson Daly is creepy. What did he do to his face?

I give Hugh props. He seems to be a down to earth Dad who isn't pimping his kids to stay in the spotlight or faking it in front of the camera. Will Smith should take notes.

I have no clue who Emmanuelle Chriqui is or why the tabloids love her so much. Should I know who she is?

Production Girl said...

Carson Daly.....um ewww


Hugh Jackman...I think his kids are adopted.

Gerard Butler...YUMMY!!!

NatD said...

Well, I was going to point out that Hugh's kids are adopted, but looks like a couple of you beat me to it. I'm hoping Ent was being a little tongue-in-cheek with his remark, because if you keep up w/celebs (like a gossip blogger is supposed to), you'd already know that fact.

jax said...

cheeky monkey!

YahMoBThere said...

He changed the blurb on the HJ photo saying he had no clue they were adopted. At least he was honest!

Anonymous said...

Ah, to be in the middle of the Jason Statham-Gerard Butler Sandwich. There'd be more smiling going on then. Toss in Hugh, and it's a party. I don't think darling boyfriend would mind... especially if he could be part of the fun.

What does Ent have against Billy Zane? That's what I want to know, he's been beating that who-cares couple forever.

Khloe Kardashian's dress looks like the Zuleima-ass-hanging-out dress from Project Runway Season 2!

Majik said...

"Carson Daly is slowing morphing into Pee Wee Herman."

I was thinking Dick Clark...I think he's gonna be doing that gig for the next fiddy years, looking EXACTLY AS HE DOES NOW--clearly the silicon injections are working....

I think Gerard Butler is hot hot hot, but he looks different--first movie I saw him in was Reign of Fire (all kinds of manly oiled up goodness there, folks--Matthew McConnehay, Christian Bale, Gerard Butler...nums) and he looked markedly different than he does in that pic and other thinks I've seen him in.

Is it me?

Majik said...

thinks=things

jax said...

Kelly Brook is hat as hell...why is she with that loser still?

how do you go from Jason Statham to Billy 'eww' Zane?
He's like a Davis brother with less grease. Billy Davis ~ Light.

jax said...

sorry that was HOT,not hat as hell.

MnGddess said...

DAMN YOU, dnfrommn!!! That's exactly what I was thinking. I wanna be smushed in the middle of Gerard Butler and Jason Statham. With Hugh Jackman directly behind.

BTW, When the hell is this writers strike gonna end? I want my Hugh Laurie back and I'm watching this great ne show called Life, with the fantastic Damian Lewis. On NBC, if you need to know...

Cyn

Unknown said...

I vote we all use "hat as hell" from now on - I'm STILL laughing. GET ON THAT PATENT, JAX! ;) LOL

Gerard Butler and Jason Statham. Now that's a whoooooooooole lot of sex right there. There aren't many celebs that are considered hot that I actually agree ARE hot, but these two...........hat as hell, I'm telling you...

(I'm already workin' on getting hat as hell in the regular vocab.....still laughing.....LOL ;)

jax said...

fo sure Jenner!

I'll call Nelly.."
It's getting HAT in here so i'm gonna take off my fedorrrrre"

sleep dear god..i need sleep.
Anyone else body clock all f*cked up?

YahMoBThere said...

Huh. And here I thought you purposely wrote, "hat as hell". And because you're such a trendsetter, we're all going to start using that now.

jannie said...

AHHH please leave the kids alone. That is just wrong on so many levels. At least Hugh does spend time with his kids and does act like he likes then. Cannot say that about one his friends.

bionic bunny! said...

mngoddess, i am SO with you on that! couldn't figure out why i was in such a funk, but you hit it on the head. missing my weekly dose of hugh!!

Merlin D. Bear said...

Re Carson Daly - I have two words and two words only.
Charlie McCarthy.

(For those of you too young to remember, I provide this link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgar_Bergen )
And yes, he is Candice's father.

Unknown said...

Brad Pitt needs to put his child in a helmet and a seat belt. What an idiot.

jax said...

twist- i doubt it..im not the vocab trendsetter here..that was Hez and her Hezbonics.

*and yes i got your sarcasm.

YahMoBThere said...

Yeah, but I wasn't being sarcastic, ya dope.

You cwazy.

Bxrlvr said...

Maybe it's me, but doesn't Dylan McDermott look just a little swishy in that picture?

Anonymous said...

Those little girls no doubt think they are getting a photo taken with Blake Lewis from AI. They are not really the Sean Stewart demographic (is anyone?)

K said...

Your best pic post ever.

Gerard, Jason and Hugh and the newly single Dylan McDermott.

I love you Ent!

schneefloeckli said...

"Let's go get some beer, and then daddy will see if he can get mom to be a little less frigid."

A couple of years ago, I wouldn't have believed anyone who said Angie was frigid. Times change, I guess...

Anonymous said...

Good god I love Jason Statham. He's my favorite action star, easily. HE should have been the lead in the new Hitman--he's perfect for the part, he even LOOKS like Hitman!! YAY JASON STATHAM!!!!!

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