It was a choice between Amy Adams and Amy Winehouse for the top spot. I actually don't think Ms. Winehouse would know if she was at the top or bottom or just caught in the middle. Anyway, Amy Adams looks heavenly as usual.

Back from her "vacation" and back in London, Amy perfects the street walker look. Seriously, if you were walking or driving down a street and you saw someone in this outfit in London at night in January and looking this strung out and you didn't know she was a famous singer, you know that you would think she was turning tricks.

I don't get many requests for Javier Bardem, but there are some. This is for you.

How many of you knew this group is called House of the Holy Afro? Seriously, and they were performing in Sydney over the weekend.

Forget about the kid or whether Gavin is off with a tranny. Look at those heels on Gwen Stefani. They are almost up to the kid's knees. Not exactly going to the park kind of shoes.

Two people open up the limo door, reach in, lift Ellen Barkin out, and then place her here for photos. They try to rotate her every couple of minutes so the pigeons don't get too familiar with her. After the photos they load her back up in the car, slap a fed ex sticker on her head and she is off to the next city. During the whole process she neither blinks nor speaks , and is reduced to a few grunts which sound like the words more botox please.

Daniel Day Lewis' nose really does take a hard right turn about halfway down doesn't it?

I am just glad someone gave Niki Taylor a job. If I saw one more whiny article where she complains about the world and her life and on and on and on. Yes, you have had a tough life, but it was pretty damn good for awhile. Better than most people ever have it, so just stop whining. Sorry you don't have as much money as you used to and that your husband isn't a billionaire, but just get over yourself. By the way I heard your new show really sucks. Actually I didn't hear that, I just dislike Niki Taylor immensely.

Not as much as I dislike Michael Lohan though. At least he and Lindsay split the money 50/50 for allowing the photo.

When I need some cheering up, Mia Kirshner is the person to call. She doesn't look it, but seriously, she is funny as hell, and has an obsession with the game duck duck goose.

I don't really have anything to say about Maggie Gyllenhaal or Peter Saarsgard except that we haven't seen them around in awhile.

Jennifer Beals. An amazing person and unlike Niki Taylor, didn't bitch every five seconds if someone wouldn't give her a job or cry when they heard her story. Instead Jennifer worked her ass off and finally has made her way back to the top.