Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Random Photos Part One

New hair style and promoting a new product leaves me the choice of either putting Ali Larter at the top or getting my ass kicked. For such a skinny thing, she really is strong. Not like Planes Trains And Automobiles "last baby came out sideways" strong, but still, very strong.
One of the things that celebrity parents really have to focus on is teaching their children product placement at an early age. Violet now has been paid enough by the Wrigley folks to pay for college.
The newly engaged Jason Biggs. Congratulations. Make that engagement last pal because after the fifth or sixth engagement, they lose their luster.
It's hard to believe Eva Longoria came from such nice parents. The problem is I know she wasn't adopted so somehow it did occur. Well, there are albinos in the world also. Shit happens. Wouldn't it be hilarious if Eva was the spy?
To me David Beckham looks too skinny and his tattoos don't match. That is all my envy could come up with.
Popular guess for spy. Christina Applegate is funny enough and witty enough. Hmmmm.
Rage Against The Machine - Melbourne
Peaches Geldof gets a tattoo in the same place as her mom.
When you invite Mike Tyson to a charity ball, this is what you get. I think he is just as surprised as the people in the room that he was invited to come promote a charity.
Wouldn't be an Eva Longoria day without a little Mario Lopez.
She was a stalled Clear. Now she's a star, and it didn't cost her a thing. They don't work on commission people. Uh-huh. That's why Nancy Cartwright just coughed up $10M to Scientology and bought herself a chance at being the next Mrs. Tom Cruise or J-Lo's kids godparents or whatever the silent auction was for last week down at the center.
Teri Hatcher gets in bed with the Disney folks again. She does have quite the little scam going on here with the Disney folks. Usually she trots out her kid so that the average person knows why a 50 year old on a skin filled drama is out selling Disney.
My name is Luka. Well not really, but I did use to live on a second floor.
Ryan Gosling is honored by the folks in Santa Barbara. They sure did do a lot of honoring of men you all find attractive. Were there any women honored at all?

Reason #1 why there should be a show called I Hate The 80's

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