Today's Blind Items
While looking through all the blind items last night to see if any were of Heath. Still looking. I did find some that I had forgotten about and that can be revealed. I will do a little mini reveal on Friday and will even reveal the Kindness from earlier this week, so make your final guesses on that.
Now back to the lesbians. When I was interrupted by the Kindness of our lovely actress on Monday I was about to tell everyone about the celebrity lesbian couple. If you can't handle kinky, then you better close your eyes right now and either ignore this, or perhaps have someone read it to you in very small doses. As with any couple, there are two people. In this case, there is an actress and a non-actress. Could be a celebrity, could be not, but is definitely not currently an actress. Anyway, the non-actress of our couple has a serious need for kink. The way this need is met is by bringing a man into the bedroom every so often. Not frequently. A few times a year at most. The non-actress enjoys being forced to be with men and do things that she would normally never do or think about doing with a man, or anyone actually. Our actress is in charge during each of these sessions and enjoys it thoroughly. She enjoys being in charge and making the non-actress as uncomfortable and as miserable as possible because it doesn't happen often in or out of the bedroom. The more misery the better as far as the non-actress is concerned. One sure way to see when one of these sessions has happened is a very long vacation for the couple almost immediately thereafter.
The only "celebrity lesbian" couple I know of is Portia and Ellen, but that would be too obvious.
ReplyDeleteBoth are/were actresses. Portia is still on Nip/Tick and had been ono Arrested Development recently; however, Ellen hasn't acted in amovie or on tv recently. She's a talk show hoost (duh), but would that count her as a non'celebrity?
Queen Latifa and her Trainer???
ReplyDeleteEllen D doesn't give me vibe that she'd be into guys and her girl is an actress....although you did say something about not CURRENTLY an actress. But Ellen doesn't strike me as the type to share (to jealous, a little needy), but you never know with HW.
Jodie Foster, but her chick doesn't give me the guy vibe either....ummmm
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ReplyDeleteoh I forgot Portia still acts a little bit...oops!
ReplyDeleteBlohan and her dyke DJ friend Samantha Ronson
ReplyDeleteWell, Ellen and Portia immediately come to mind, but then again I don't really know that many lesbian couples. The reason I thought of Ellen is the "definitely not currently an actress" comment. Ellen used to have her own sitcom and was in a few not-so-funny comedies.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm sure it's not them. Right?
What about Rosie and her partner?
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ReplyDeleteUm what about Melissa Etheridge and Tami?
ReplyDeleteThey don't strike me as kinky and neither do Portia and Ellen.
Also - Melissa Etheridge and her actress wife Tammy Lynn Michaels (she was in Popular and the L Word) - but I seriously cannot even imagine Melissa with a man. She is always saying that the Oscar she won is the only man to ever be in her bedroom.
ReplyDeletewhat about Cynthia Nixon and her Partner?
ReplyDeleteI think thats kinda the point though...this is a person who labels themself as a LESBIAN which means she doesnt like men in the first place. Its already a given that she doesnt like men and wouldnt want to be with one. The word here is FORCE, she has her partner FORCE her to be with a guy. Its that part that she loves, not the dick.
ReplyDeletePS just because a woman says no man has been in her bedroom except her Oscar, doesnt mean a thing. No one is about to say "Oh the Oscar is the only man to ever be in my bedroom, except when my lover and I like to have sexy romps in which I'm forced to have sex with a man"
Poetstar, that's what I was thinking! But is Cynthia considered lovely? I mean you wouldn't throw sticks at her face, but is she LOVELY?
ReplyDeleteI am with Jolera. Rosie is famous but her woman is not.Rosie is also really nice to her from what I can tell. When she was offered the host spot on Price is Right she said she would do it only if it could be taped in NYC, as to not disrupt her family. ENT says that the man is brought in to humilate the parter cause it doesn;t happen outside of the bedroom.
ReplyDelete"She enjoys being in charge and making the non-actress as uncomfortable and as miserable as possible because it doesn't happen often in or out of the bedroom." Anyway, she gets my guess.
Okay, Trix. Touche. I'm going with Melissa and Tammy Lynn.
ReplyDeletemmmmm.
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt that it's Ellen & Portia, even though Portia seems like she would be into kink. Not really sure here.
I think Ellen & Portia are the gimme answer, so I really don't think it's them - unless Ent is just giving us an easy one.
ReplyDeleteAND...just to try and keep my guess in the running...thanks to the rags, we hear about Rosie and her family on vacation...again...
ReplyDeleteI meant to say we hear "fairly often" about Rosie and her family on vacation...again...
ReplyDeleteThat's right jolara! Forgot they do all those publicized vacations. Even that cruise documentary she did.
ReplyDeleteCan I change my answer? I'll go with B - Rosie and her chick.
She enjoys being in charge and making the non-actress as uncomfortable and as miserable as possible because it doesn't happen often in or out of the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteWhat doesn't happen often in or out of the bedroom? The actress being in charge? Does anyone else think this may be a hint?
I like the Queen Latifa and trainer guess. I'm thinking that I've seen them on "vacations"....I don't like the Rosie guess. I think she's bossy anyway and Ent states that the non-actress isn't made uncomfortable by the actress very often. I would think that Rosie's brashness would make her mate uncomfortable from time to time. Can you imagine putting up with Rosie on a daily basis? No, my vote is Latifa/trainer.
ReplyDeleteJodie Foster!
ReplyDeleteI'm intrigued by the Rosie guess.
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ReplyDeletePoetstar and Tracee: no Nixon's not considered "Lovely" but her SATC co-star SJP has a perfume called "Lovely" so i totally think that clue points us in the Cynthia N. direction. Either that, or it's a hint that SJP is the "Kindness"
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ReplyDeleteRoseanne Barr (celeb or not, def not acting) and her non actress gf
ReplyDeleteQueen Latifah and Jeanette Jenkins? Jeanette used to get her ass kicked by her boyfriend a Canadian football player back in university -we went to University of Ottawa together and she lived with my friend. She didn't have a problem with "dick" back then. Can't see her in charge of Latifah though, Latifah would be slimmer if she were.
ReplyDeleteBut I can't see Melissa being with a man and I think Tammy is in charge in that relationship.
Where in the clue does it say the actress is lovely?
ReplyDeleteSara Gilbert is my guess.
"Production Girl said...
ReplyDeleteQueen Latifa and her Trainer???"
They were the first to pop in my mind.
Paris Hilton and Katherine Moennig (from L Word)
ReplyDeletehahaha
apologies to "Shane"
I like the Sara Gilbert guess. Her partner is a producer, if memory serves, named Alison Adler. Celebrity-ish, not an actress. Also, Sara seems more like the type to take a 'director's' role, if you get my meaning.
ReplyDelete@Kellysirkus: That is blasphemous!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh! I completely forgot about Sara Gilbert and her partner. That might be the best guess so far.
so rosie
ReplyDeleteEllen is always at work (not so much vacationing) and I would say a celeb- & much adored. Out of character for that couple....getting some good guesses ladies!
ReplyDeleteI think it's Ellen and Portia.
ReplyDeleteEllen= former actress, currently a non-actress but a celebrity, & the one with more power in the relationship
Portia= actress, enjoys being in charge because it rarely happens otherwise
The vacation reference may point to Rosie since she runs those gay cruise ship vacations...but I just can't picture her allowing a man in their bedroom.
ReplyDeleteOprah and Gayle and Stedman is the man. ;-P
ReplyDeleteLeisha Hailey and Nina Garduno
ReplyDeleteTwisted Sister said...
ReplyDeleteOprah and Gayle and Stedman is the man. ;-P
Ha! Best of the thread.
@ Twist - OMG - too funny!
ReplyDeletecarmen electra and joan jett
ReplyDeleteoh yeah!
queen Latina and trainer.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't a trainer be considered someone who is often "in charge" of someone else???
And Queen Latifa models for L'oreal...is that "lovely" en francais???
I am getting on the Jodie Foster bandwagon - She's an actress, GF/partner is not, and she's also a director now, someone who enjoys telling people how to do a scene - I think that's a perfect fit!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Jodie Foster.
ReplyDeleteI also think EL was referring to the non-celeb partner as the one who isn't currently an actress, not the celeb. ("As with any couple, there are two people. In this case, there is an actress and a non-actress. Could be a celebrity, could be not, but is definitely not currently an actress.")
something very wrong with these gals. it sounds intense and exhausting. no wonder they take a vacation. maybe this non-actress "not currently an actress" (ellen) likes a little humiliation. but none of my business. really looking forward to the reveals....
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ReplyDelete"And Queen Latifa models for L'oreal...is that "lovely" en francais???"
Nope. It's a variant of 'aureole,' named for a way to surround the hair follicle with a different color.
Oh, yeah... lovely is "jolie."
ReplyDeleteJodi Foster all the way!
ReplyDeleteCharlize is a cunt, Josh Brolin beats Diane Lane, and Gwen Stefani's husband fucks trannies up the ass.
ReplyDelete"Jolie" means "pretty", by the way.
ReplyDeleteI'M going with Queen Latifah and her trainer (with Queenie being the one in charge).
HAHAHAAA, nicola! "Latifa would be slimmer if [Jeannette] were" in charge--hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAnd BEFORE anyone flames me, I think QL is beautiful woman, without a doubt, just the way she is. Very good role model for self-esteem issues.
But that was a good point...
Now that's more like it, EL. Ravage the dead man after he's gone. After all, you can't libel a dead man, can you?
ReplyDeleteYou are a self absorbed, wanna be, scumbag piece of shit. I hope you die with a needle in your arm.
Now that's more like it, EL. Ravage the dead man after he's gone. After all, you can't libel a dead man, can you?
ReplyDeleteYou are a self absorbed, wanna be, scumbag piece of shit. I hope you die with a needle in your arm.
Y'all don't think this means something? Just stuck out to me, seemed a little out of place....could possibly be some kind of hint?
ReplyDelete"then you better close your eyes right now and either ignore this, or perhaps have someone read it to you in very small doses"
uh, is that not a clue there in the Randoms? Aubrey and Lydia w/ Cisco? Jus' sayin....
ReplyDeletetakeme2espana, you could be on to something there...but I've never heard of either one of them. *shrugs* I don't know if they are lesbians or just friendly. :0)
ReplyDeleteNiether have I really, just noticed them and the *caption* caught my attention...probably too obvious huh? But I went back a few 'Randoms' ago and noticed Lydia hands with Cisco a bit..???
ReplyDelete-can't type today- urgh!
ReplyDeleteIt is NOT Jodie.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely not Jodie.
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ReplyDeletejudi said about L'oreal- 'It's a variant of 'aureole,' named for a way to surround the hair follicle with a different color".
ReplyDeleteI've never heard or read that. Is it a technical hair dressing term? Thought halo or light surrounding was the meaning in english & french. L=the, oreal=birds of a feather, kind
I think it might be Lindsey Lohan and that Sam chick. Sam is a DJ and Lindsey isn't acting right now. Or "Alice" and her girlfriend from the L-word. Her girlfriend isn't an actress and she's lovely.
ReplyDeleteThere's no way it's Melissa and Tammy. The descriptions don't really match either of them anyway.
ReplyDeleteLiLo & Sam Ronson seem like they match the personalities of these gals.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Lesbian_actors
ReplyDeleteWiki has a list of lesbian actors.
Its a partial list, but it may bring some other couples to mind...
ReplyDelete@ heather - isn't bird "ouiseau" in french?
ReplyDeletebird=oiseau
ReplyDelete"In 1907, Eugène Schueller, a young French chemist, developed an innovative hair-color formula. He called his improved hair dye Auréole. With that, the history of L’Oréal began." (Wikipedia)
nicole yes it is bird. I see where the confusion comes in; wiki, big surprise huh? French wiki(http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/L'Or%C3%A9al)has this - my translation:
ReplyDelete'The origin of L'Oreal dates back to 1907, when Eugene Schueller, a young chemist french Alsatian origin, develops a formula for synthetic dye their hair. This formula is called the Auréale name inspired by a hairdo in vogue at the time.
In 1939 company named L'Oreal.'
I don't know why english wiki has different spelling but all french info sites have this & that the aureale hairdo was also the halo, oriel nest. One of the COOs was jailed as a nazi war criminal. From lesbians to nazis wow.
Re: Heath archives...
ReplyDeleteI was wondering if the one from 1/25/07 and 12/15/06 were about him?