Wednesday, January 02, 2008

When Sex Fantasies Turn Real


What do you do when you have an ex-beauty queen for a girlfriend and she loves to tie you up and play strange kidnap games with you? Well if she is hot enough and makes a decent living, then you might go for it. Haven't we all made some really bad choices and ended up passed out drunk in a corner, all of our body hair shaved and whimpering for mama.

Well Kumari Fulbright who is 25 is accused, along with three other men, of tying up her 24-year-old ex-boyfriend with plastic cable and duct tape, and holding him captive for hours in two different Tucson homes, the Arizona Daily Star reported, citing indictment documents in Pima County Superior Court.

Fulbright, who participated in the Miss Arizona pageant as Miss Pima County in 2005, and Miss Desert Sun in 2006, also reportedly serves as a law clerk for U.S. District Judge Raner Collins.

Fulbright was indicted by a Pima County Superior Court Dec. 18, on five felony charges, including armed robbery, aggravated robbery, kidnapping and two counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. According to court filings, Fulbright and the three other men pointed pistols at the unidentified kidnapping victim, threatened his life and took his wallet, cell phone, briefcase and hundreds of dollars in cash.

Prosecutors cite Fulbright in the documents. "[Fulbright] specifically bit him several times while he was bound, stuck a butcher knife in his ear ... said she was going to kill him, [and] pointed a pistol at him." The victim, according to the documents, was able to grab Fulbright's gun after more than eight hours; when the weapon accidentally discharged, he ran out of the house screaming for help.

Of course the ex-boyfriend also has his own criminal past and was most recently charged with assault last March. This could be just a little payback from the girlfriend. I will tell you this woman must lead some kind of secret life because it is almost impossible to clerk for a Federal District Judge. You have to be one hell of a law student. I clerked for a Wendy's asking people if they wanted fries, so you know my happy ass wasn't a great law student.

Fulbright will appear in a 2008 calendar for Subguns.com that features women in bikinis brandishing firearms. Fulbright is Miss May, according to Jeff Hawley, a founder of Title2Media, the company that produced the calendar for Subguns. In her photograph, Fulbright is pictured carrying an HK 51 and can be seen above.

I don't know what this will do for her law career, but I know she has one hell of a future as a highly paid dominatrix and will work less hours and make much more money than she ever would as a lawyer. Meanwhile the ex-boyfriend is going to be a little more careful in the future when discussing his sex fantasies.


11 comments:

Kim's World said...

this is hilarious to me and i have no idea why..

the clerking for wendy's is brilliant

Carte Blanche said...

She must be talented orally, because I don't find her face very attractive - at all.
She must use the same career-building tricks as Jessica Alba.

jax said...

What kind up jacked up loser needs to see a hot chick with guns to get off?

takeme2espana said...

*Kara
Totally agree. Probabaly took 3 hours and 6 angles to get that shot....and what WAS her talent/interview question?

RandomRamblings said...

This just proves again that beauty queens have no intelligence at all. Which part of that plan sounded like a good idea? The duct tape you still or the lets stick a knife in your ear? Good news is there will be plenty of females in jail who will like to stick things in her so she can deal with her whole sticking thing. I wonder if an orange jumpsuit can come with a matching sash or if she has to make it with macaroni and dental floss during arts and crafts time.

kellygirl said...

Gawd, I must have the sickest mind here b/c I was thinking of a Jon Benet thing -- but waaaaaaaay too low-class.
I must go wash my hands now

Anonymous said...

kelly -- I'm thinking you might want to add a full psychological workup to that hand-washing session. And this is coming from someone who just googled 'pine-sol fetish'. Best wishes for a speedy recovery...

Anonymous said...

whoa - real people acting crazier than celebs - who knew?

Unknown said...

Ok, seriously, she looks like a tranny. I honestly thought she was a man when I saw the pic before reading the post.

Catherine said...

She has a bangin' bod with the face of Ernest Borgnine....no wonder she has to kidnap guys and tie them up....YEEESH!

LordHawHaw said...

She's a Buttaface. A pox on Kara for comparing her to Jessica Alba.

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