Friday, February 08, 2008

Lindsay Lohan In Glamour UK

From the look of these photos it appears that Lindsay Lohan may have been a last minute replacement for some other cover shoot gone horribly wrong. Either that or no matter how much you airbrush Lindsay now, she still doesn't look good. Maybe it is just me but she looks really puffy and even bad for my low expectations.








23 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:30 AM

    Actually, I think that this is Lindsay without airbrushing. She looks like someone in the early stages of recovery - tired, unhappy, puffy.

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  2. that frickin blond hair just makes it worse.Tanks jebus she went back to dark auburn. And i think she's puffy from the drink.... cause she doesn't have a problem w/ that right??? yeah right.

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  3. that is not Glamour. i don't know what that is.

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  4. She looks better in black and white. She needs to go to the cosmetics counter and learn how to apply because she is looking clowny.

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  5. Anonymous10:15 AM

    She does this shoots when she has nothing to promote....I'm starting to think she just likes to see herself on a page....

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  6. She does need the money, right?

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  8. DRAT

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coke+bloat

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  9. Her eyes look totally vacant; I'm amazed she could even sit up and stand on her own if she was as far gone as she appears to have been. Very sad. Agree about the hair color; she looks terrible in anything besides her natural (and beautiful) color. I fear we'll be hearing about her accidental overdose soon.

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  10. I agree, this shoot is ill-advised...

    In the top shot her face looks exactly like Michael Pitt in Hedwig

    Good luck Lindsay

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  11. I used to really like Lilo. She was so cute in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls. In the Parent Trap, she was cute as a button and I was impressed with her little English accent. It wasn't perfect, but really good for such a youngster.

    She blossomed overnight and, obviously, didn't have much supervision or appropriate role models. She makes me want to lock my kids in the house and beat them daily just to show them who's boss. This poor child is 21 years old and looks wo' out.

    She seemed really talented. Is everyone involved in her career related to her? Couldn't she hire a good manager and PR team, get her shit together and pull out of this? Or do you think it's over?

    I think she needs to give up her sex kitten icon dreams. Lilo never should have been allowed to watch Sex in the City. She must have been like 10 years old when that show started. You really have to watch what your kids are seeing on the TV. She's trying so hard to be something that really doesn't work for her.

    Or... it may be the leggings. Those cursed leggings.

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  12. Anonymous12:56 PM

    One word: Tired

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  13. "if I'd been with every man I've been linked with, I'd probably be dead by now."

    Huh? Being with lots of men can kill you? OMG! My days are numbered!!!


    LMFAO!

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  14. Anonymous1:33 PM

    you guys are crazy, i think she looks freaking amazing in these photos, like REALLY amazing and REALLY pretty. i will agree that she doesn't have a huge range of facial expressions in it, but some of them look great.

    she looks SOOOOO much better here than she does in all the normal pics of her with the crazy bronzer, i can't believe someone hasn't shown her a picture of herself yet because if i was her and saw one of those papparazzi photos with the crazy bronzer cheeks and weird lips i would NEVER use it again. seriously. it looks terrible. BUT, i do think that she is a beautiful girl, one of the prettiest in hollywood right now,she just needs to tone down the makeup and change the hair up a little bit. i will agree with you all that the blonde is starting to get a little old... and by that i mean A LOT old. she should go back to the darker brown or reddish.

    and i'm just going to say it again, since i seem to be the only one who thinks this.... i think these photos of her are GORGEOUS and very age appropriately sexy.

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  15. I agree with Rebecca--keep the black & white on, pleeeze! Man, how can someone look so DIRTY?

    And put on some damn lipstick, for Chrissakes.

    Looks like she's been mouth-breathing all night after blowing a ton of rails.

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  16. I think those leggings are bad magic. Do you get the feeling everytime she takes them off another pair just grow right back?
    What's the betting Paris Hilton owns a Voodoo doll dressed in lycra and dipped in paprika.

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  17. You know, she did film some movie in New Orleans a while back. It could be VooDoo. What movie was that?

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  18. She doesn't look like she's recovering! She looks like she did three lines of coke and the stumbled into the photo shoot. He nostrils are red and she looks utterly high.

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  19. Anonymous10:05 PM

    poor girl, she's only 21 and look what she has to deal with. when i was 21 i was screwing around and doing drugs and guys and everything else because i was young and cute and knew i could. i thought i knew everything and i knew nothing! thank god i didn't have the whole world watching me and hanging off every word i said.

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  20. The girl's covered in freckles and there's just no way she's going to look clean unless they cover them up with pancake so her skin tone is uniform. That said, the only photo I like is the one with the dog and it doesn't even look like her. It could be a Barbie doll.
    Horrible shoot.

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  21. I'd still plow her into next week

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  22. Anonymous8:34 PM

    EXACTLY.

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