Because we like to see fake couples like Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson reunite to support each other at the premiere of their new film.
Because when is the last time you saw a photo of Gretchen Mol in a tabloid?
Because little plates on Eun-Hye Park's shoes match the big plates on the dress. Kind of like carpeting matching the drapes if you know what I mean. Her new film
Night and Day is really good which is a good thing because the dress...not so much.
Because I know you stay up late and can't sleep with wondering of what Dolph Lundgren is doing or, who is he doing, depending on how far you take your pre-sleep rituals.
Because there aren't enough wonky eyes male actors and you never know when people like Alex Dimitriades will end up famous and we can use this against him, or an episode of FFF.
Because we enjoy watching the slow, inexorable decline of the beauty which once was Lindsay Lohan.
Because there is nothing quite like when Lily Allen hits the bottle.
Because how else could Katharine McPhee make any money in her life without the help of product placements via photos in blogs and magazines?
Because how could we laugh about Jessica Simpson trying to single handedly bring back fashions Bo Derek wore back in the 70's and weren't even popular then.
Because how else could I tell you that despite you not being able to see it, there is actually a slit up the back of this "dress" that Hayden Pannettiere is wearing because she wanted to make sure everyone got an eyeful of what company provides her panties.
Because how else could we see this photo of the lead singer of The Kills which is almost the perfect rock and roll photo.
Because where else would you get to see new photos of Ryan Reynolds on an almost daily basis and be able to comment on the strange lines on his forehead and the fact he still hasn't got engaged you have a shot?
Because where else can you call people like Patrick Dempsey as jackass or wonder if he makes his family speak to him only in Italian once he puts on his bike riding clothes.
Because where else do you see photos of Neil Patrick Harris and Ricki Lake doing a charity reading for the group WET. Yea, I kind of like the name also.
Because where else can you just say to yourself WTF after looking at this photo of Matthew Fox?
Because when is the last time you saw a photo of Gretchen Mol in a tabloid?
Because little plates on Eun-Hye Park's shoes match the big plates on the dress. Kind of like carpeting matching the drapes if you know what I mean. Her new film Night and Day is really good which is a good thing because the dress...not so much.
Because I know you stay up late and can't sleep with wondering of what Dolph Lundgren is doing or, who is he doing, depending on how far you take your pre-sleep rituals.
Because there aren't enough wonky eyes male actors and you never know when people like Alex Dimitriades will end up famous and we can use this against him, or an episode of FFF.
Because we enjoy watching the slow, inexorable decline of the beauty which once was Lindsay Lohan.
Because there is nothing quite like when Lily Allen hits the bottle.
Because how else could Katharine McPhee make any money in her life without the help of product placements via photos in blogs and magazines?
Because how could we laugh about Jessica Simpson trying to single handedly bring back fashions Bo Derek wore back in the 70's and weren't even popular then.
Because how else could I tell you that despite you not being able to see it, there is actually a slit up the back of this "dress" that Hayden Pannettiere is wearing because she wanted to make sure everyone got an eyeful of what company provides her panties.
Because how else could we see this photo of the lead singer of The Kills which is almost the perfect rock and roll photo.
Because where else would you get to see new photos of Ryan Reynolds on an almost daily basis and be able to comment on the strange lines on his forehead and the fact he still hasn't got engaged you have a shot?
Because where else can you call people like Patrick Dempsey as jackass or wonder if he makes his family speak to him only in Italian once he puts on his bike riding clothes.
Because where else do you see photos of Neil Patrick Harris and Ricki Lake doing a charity reading for the group WET. Yea, I kind of like the name also.
Because where else can you just say to yourself WTF after looking at this photo of Matthew Fox?