Jamie Foxx on the set of his new film. The premise is he is a homeless musical genius.

Homeless until Robert Downey Jr. finds him and begins to help.

You know that I love Heather Graham, but this outfit just says whoever gives me the best offer goes home with me tonight. And is that pose her version of sexy?

Practicing for later. I know I know. The ban. But come on. I didn't say her name and how can you possibly just ignore this photo? You can't. It's priceless.

I think Amy Winehouse looks great, BUT I also think she needs to go spend the next month in that rehab and not leave all the time. No one actually stays in rehab anymore. It is distressing and I think results in more return visits which of course could be the reason rehab places do it this way.

Joe Cocker - Sydney

I am going to take a shot in the dark and guess that Christina Aguilera might be breastfeeding her child. Just a guess. Nothing to base it on. Just a supposition if you will.

The dress is too long. I can't see the knee pads.

I was going to make Counting Crows another music photo, but the thing is I have a rule. No snarkiness on the music photos. Even if you hate them or what they are wearing you just leave it alone and find the very best possible photo of the performance. I just couldn't do it with this photo. Adam Duritz is a guy who slept with Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox in the same week at the height of their fame. He is the poster child for what is wrong with pot brownies and late night snacking.

So, pretend you don't know who the Hitler Youth are in this photo. If you just saw this photo and didn't know anything about either one of them you would think the guy on the left is the gay friend to the girl. Or the gay brother. Sure, I could see that. Gay cousin. Maybe. Stretching it a little now.

I mean sure the old guy is digging dating Salma Hayek, but she doesn't look too thrilled. She also looks like she wants to wear those tight clothes too soon. I feel like my clothes are too tight when I look at her.

Can you make money selling umbrellas? Seriously, it sounds kind of like a big no to me. Living in LA, I never carry an umbrella. When it rains I get wet. When I am in NY, I don't carry an umbrella. When it rains there is a guy on the street every block selling umbrellas for $5. I haven't checked, but I'm guessing Rihanna's umbrellas are going for over $100 at least. That just seems like a big waste. I think Macy's made a really bad decision. Some guy heard the song and thought it would be great, but who the hell wants to spend hundreds of dollars on an umbrella?

In case you were wondering what happened to the former Mr. Jimmy Choo. Actually I think Mr. Mellon has started a line of clothes with his new girlfriend here Noel Reno.

Jordin Sparks should be grateful the Super Bowl was on Fox or she would have completely left the public eye. Now if she can just hang on until
American Idol brings her on to sing than maybe she can make it to 16 or 17 minutes.