Today's Blind Items - Jackass
I see everyone is busy with Michael Musto. Thanks to nycer for letting me know Michael had done some. They are rare, but always the best, and other than me, I think he is the only person who regularly reveals blind items which is always a plus. I am in talks with the chatroom people to make the rooms larger and much less, how shall I say, Miley friendly. They will have their home, but hopefully there will be a home for everyone else to have big discussions like the blind items today without being asked asl or asked for sex.
This B- list actress with the A list movie resume. When I say A list movie resume I mean summer type popcorn flicks that do well. Well she was at a premiere recently and decided that she didn't like where the limo driver was going to drop her off. She opened her door and saw that he had missed a spot by about five feet. God forbid she was going to walk the five feet. With the door halfway open she unleashed a verbal tirade against the poor driver that included every four letter word known to man and to Xenu. (not a clue, just thought it was fun to write) After she made him move up the five feet, she opened her own door and then went around to the drivers side and then let him have it again. The guy drove away leaving her there in the street. She then put on her happy face and made nice for the red carpet.
i would love to hear that it was jennifer love hewitt or sarah michelle gellar.
ReplyDeleteI say Katherine Heigl... sounds like something she would do
ReplyDeleteI would love if it was Alba, I can but dream....
ReplyDeleteHeh, thanks for the work on the chat rooms EL. Its silly, the places people will look for cyber sex!
ReplyDelete"Katie" Hiegl had the biggest film of the summer and she's rumored to be catty to underlings.
ReplyDeleteSMG seems like a good fit too, but when was the last time she had a hit?
Didn't Ent call somewhere Jessica Alba an "A-list body with a B-list resume"??
ReplyDeleteCould it be her?
Irishstayc, good guess!
ReplyDeleteEL, thanks, but making the chat room larger isn't the answer. We'd still have to deal with the sophomoric chatter of idiots, which is why we don't go in there now. Put in space for 200 people and there will be 187 guests and 13 Miley fans.
smg did the grudge, when was that? like 2005?
ReplyDeletefor someone who reads gossip everyday, i'm so far behind lol
How about Megan Fox? Transformers was a big summer flick.
ReplyDeleteI say its Alba Bitch.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Nothing on this one, much as I did me some Buffy and even Daphne ... Screams SMG all over it.
ReplyDeletevivica a. fox (kill bill, batman&robin,independence day,ella enchanted, born on the 4th of july) i would put her in the B- category.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking that the diva in question wasn't actually starring in the movie because the clue says "she was at a premiere recently" not "she premiered a movie recently". Probably takes Katherine out of the running...sorry, y'all, I know she has plenty of haters out there.
ReplyDeleteSo what has opened recently?
Jumper
Definitely, Maybe
Fool's Gold
Rambo
Spiral
The Hottie and The Nottie (sorry, couldn't resist, ha!)
The Eye
Over Her Dead Body
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: The Best of Both Worlds (sorry, another 'couldn't resist' joke)
The Bucket List
Juno
27 Dresses
Cloverfield
Untraceable
Meet the Spartans
Mad Money (another not-funny joke!)
Off the top of my head, Jumper, Cloverfield, 27 Dresses, and Meet the Spartans had huge premieres. My gut tells me to go back and look at the Jumper premiere photos to see who showed up for that one...
P.S.- one more premiere for the list:
ReplyDeleteThe Other Boleyn Girl
P.P.S.-
ReplyDeleteVantage Point opened last night. I haven't seen any photos of that premiere yet though. But if "recent" really means "recent", you can't get much more recent-er than last night, right?
What about Jessica Biel?
ReplyDeleteIllusionist, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry, Stealth
@skittlekitty: This does sound like something Biel would do. I'm onboard with that guess.
ReplyDeleteI'll go with Shelf-Ass herself, Jessica Biel.
ReplyDeleteDamn. I didn't even know there was a chatroom connected with this site.
I don't think I could handle the little Miley divas though. Posting here is good enough for me.
Oh, how I would love for this to be Katherine Heigl.
ReplyDeletedoes it have to be a movie premiere? Lucy Liu just premiered a new TV show right? And she's been in the "Charlie's Angel's" franchise, plus the Eck vs. Sever "popcorn" flick, and "Lucky number Slevin". I don't know if those bombed, though, and I don't know if they do red carpets for TV premieres?
ReplyDeletehaven't been in the chatroom, but have to admit that i enjoy reading a line or two whenever i get to the bottom of the page, like this gem: HEY ANY FIT GIRLS WANNA CHAT.
ReplyDeleteit's just so... goofy.
and doesn't this blind sound just like alba? didn't she show up to the premiere of some vodka last night?
How in god's name can you think Jessica Biel has an A List movie resume? What are you smoking in here?
ReplyDeleteThat's all I have, I don't have much to contribute. hee hee But it does sound like Alba-bitch.
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ReplyDeleteNo WD today EL?
ReplyDeleteHow about ScarJo? Yeah, yeah, some will say she's A list but she's just an okay actress which for me is not A list.
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson
ReplyDeleteKatherine Heigl doesn't have a tone of "A-list movies on her resume". Kate Hudson just had Fool's Gold and she's been in a ton of other fun, summer, popcorn flicks...How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, anyone? And I think I'd consider her B list.
She's Hollywood Royalty. I could totally see her being all fake and smiley for the cameras and a total spoiled princess when no one's looking.
OMG, BITCH! I think it's Julia Stiles.
ReplyDeletekate beckinsale... saw her on a red carpet recently (can't remember what for though). she screams nasty to me. underworld, pearl harbor, the aviator...
ReplyDeleteI'll bite on the Alba-bitch guess just cause I can see her doing something like that. When she came to my city to film a movie she stayed in a condo in a co-workers building and he said she was a bitch all the time, but he'd still hit it. Boys, what are they good for? Comments like that.
ReplyDeleteI love the new chatroom! Less Miley friendly haha Some of us were placing periods in between swear words just so they'd show up lol
ReplyDeleteP.P.S.-
ReplyDeletePenelope also premiered. (The Christina Ricci in a pig-nose movie).
I am going to guess Portman because she was in the Star Wars mess. Blah! And she seems super nice in a really fake way.
ReplyDeleteAmber! You didnt tell me how the cookies turned out.
ReplyDeletehas Kirsten Dunst been in rehab for long enough to miss the recent movie premieres? she's definitely B- list, but she was in the Spiderman movies, which are popular summer popcorn flicks to the extreme!
ReplyDeletemy two cents on the chat room, ent:
ReplyDeletetoss it.
i've not even bothered, and i've got more free time than anybody (or did before the kindly drug fairy hit me last week, RX, guys, be kind). i'm amazed how the pervs find an open chat place.
shame the board went belly up...
Megan Fox she was at the Versace fashion show in Milan on Thursday.
ReplyDeleteok, is kate hudson a list?
ReplyDeletelike by default or something?
The chatroom was great for about five minutes - until the Mileys, the spammers and randy Pakis discovered it.
ReplyDeleteWhen I see "B- list actress with the A list movie resume" I think of an actress who is not a star or even a major supporting role in the movie, just a big enough role that she gets some lines and screen time, it keeps her working, and it might get her another role somewhere else.
ReplyDeleteSo I like the Vivica A. Fox guess from captivagirl. I never would have thought that myself (but then I never would have thought of her for any reason, which goes along with the 'b- actress' part.) I knew she'd been in all those movies but until I saw them listed together I didn't realize how A list her movie resume was.
This reminds me though that I never quite know where to rank black actresses. Vivica is one of the few with mainstream name recognition, so she's kind of easy, but what about someone like Nia Long or Tyler Perry? Mario or Jill Scott? They're very familiar with Af-Am audiences but I doubt they register much in the mainstream. So how do I weigh that? The Af-Am crowd is like a system within a system. (Well, Mario is going to be on Dancing With the Stars so I guess is a wee bit of a hint. I can't tell if it's an upgrade, downgrade, or lateral move though.)
I'm going on a tangent here, but I think that is a question I would like answered, because I'm sure black actors/actresses/singers have their own share of dirt too and it would be nice to know where to rank them. If nothing else it could broaden the names thrown into the guessing pool.
Oh, and I haven't been back in the chat rooms since the first week it was there. I threatened to change my username to idontdoasl but I have a feeling that I would have gotten even more asl's from people trying to be funny. The weird thing is that most of the 'normal' people chatting would at some point in the conversation mention where they were from and their age, but for some reason asl'ing is like...an online booty call. Like, "what's your sign baby?" it's just lame.
ReplyDeleteI liked the idea of them, though. I know it's convenient not to have to log in with a user name but maybe requiring a person to register for blogger or google would help? Or maybe not. I don't know. Or maybe you could 'designate' a room for each crowd. CDAN regulars go here. Miley lovers go here. asl losers over there. As if people would follow directions.
I do think making the rooms bigger might help, if only because I think some people don't realize they're in both rooms or even that they're technically 'in' the room unless they deactivate it. So they're taking up space. But like someone else said, then you'd get 187 guests and 13 Miley fans.
@ nothingsacred:
ReplyDeleteKate Hudson is A-list by name recognition, but by resume she is B or maybe even B- depending on how one looks at it.
megan fox has little to no career yet to make her a anything.
ReplyDelete1 transformer doth not A list make.
I agree with the person who said Nat Portman heard about her being a bitch before.
ReplyDeleteJessica Alba. She has been known to be very difficult to get along with.
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