Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Yet Another Person Says Larry Birkhead Is Gay


I know Larry Birkhead does a fabulous job of going on television and telling the world he isn't gay and that all the stories that allege otherwise are crap, but he is quickly running out of people in the world who think he is straight. The latest person who has said that Larry is gay is the former bodyguard to Anna Nicole Smith. Big Moe who wants to make sure you don't confuse him with Little Moe or eeny miny moe, gave an interview to Access Hollywood yesterday and said,

"Because of how Larry looked, she figured, oh my child would look great. Blonde hair, blue eyes, you know, 'Go great with me and my baby will come out beautiful.'"

"So basically, from what she told you and what you’re telling me is that Anna looked at Larry as a sperm donor to get a really beautiful child?" AH asked.

"That's it," Big Moe said.

According to Big Moe, Larry wasn't the typical guy Anna went for.

"Anybody that's been around Anna, they would know that Larry wouldn't be her type. First of all, she liked men that was wealthy, I mean that's no secret," Big Moe said.

Big Moe also claims Anna told him that due to his "lifestyle" there would be no strings attached.

"What's his lifestyle?" AH asked.

"Well, she told me that, you know, he was a homosexual," Big Moe said. "She knew deep down that he didn't want to be with her."

So maybe there really is a sex tape between Larry B and Howard K. See, I knew that when I ran that photo of Greg Evigan last week it was a sign that they were going to remake the show My Two Dads. See, now that is a reality show.

I am of the opinion that prior to the death of Anna, Larry B didn't really care who knew if he was gay or not. I think the issue only became a concern when he started making money off magazines and interviews which might dry up if he were to suddenly start showing up as the Grand Marshall at Pride Parades around the country.

To Big Moe's credit he also slammed Larry for exploiting the kid in front of the grave last week. I think AH probably led Big Moe into that question to take a swipe at ET who paid for the interview and arranged for the exploitation. Not that AH wouldn't have done the same thing themselves, but since they couldn't get Larry to take their lesser offer, they threw him under the gay bus instead.

10 comments:

  1. gay or straight..who really cares?
    Anna is dead and it doesn't make Larry any better or lesser a father. Being an attention whore does...not sexuality.

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  2. So she was worried about passing down the Aryan gene but didn't worry so much about passing down all the drugs?

    Did anyone let Anna know that BLEACH does not pass down in the gene pool? Aren't they both natural brunettes?

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  3. Yes, they both are most definately natural brunettes! Ever see that high school picture of Larry Birk - pre nose job, full mullet? He was less than pretty!! Poor Dannielynn - sadly, in either parental situation, she is doomed.

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  4. Isn't this Big Moe character the same one interviewed months ago saying that Anna Nicole confided in him that Howard K. Stern was indeed the father of her baby?

    So now he's saying that she picked Larry Birkhead to father her child because she liked his looks?

    Both stories can't be true. He's fibbing.

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  5. Perez said he was gay, so it must be true.

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  6. The whole Anna/ Larry/ Howard thing just gives me the creeps...I watched some show on E! the other night, "The Life and Death of Anna Nicole" or something like that, and it all just seems so...dysfunctional. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if all those rumours surrounding her death were true.

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  7. I hope that Danilynn grows up and gets a PhD and sues the whole lot of them for exploiting her and her fortune.

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  8. Larry was seriously the best gay genes ANS could think of? She really was effed up.

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  9. Jax is right--it doesn't matter if he's gay or straight--he's a greedy SOB who takes every opportunity to exploit his daughter.

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  10. Whether or not Access Hollywood led Big Moe into slamming Larry for the coverage of he and Dannielynn at Anna's grave or not, he was right to do so. That was an utterly disgraceful display and EVERYONE should be slamming Larry for it.

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