The Hooker And The Child Abuser

Ahhh, it is like a match made in vice heaven. After spending the past several months keeping his hair long and feminine for all his prison buddies, Joe Francis is back on the outside now and has made an offer to the hooker. I know she has a name, but she has so many names within her name that I just like to refer to her as the hooker, and we can call Joe, the child abuser. Not that he has to register as a sex offender mind you, because then people would know where he lives and kick his ass on a daily basis.

So, the child abuser offered the hooker her $1M to give an interview to GGW Magazine and to have her very own DVD. The child abuser says that the hooker doesn't have to get naked which is a first. Until this scandal broke, I doubt she earned any money without taking off her clothes first. Now reports are that she has made $200,000 from the downloading of that awful song of hers.

"Her face is on the cover of every newspaper in the country," Francis said in a statement. "It's clear that the public wants to see more of her. This is a serious offer and I hope she gets back to me right away."

Hey, if there is money around she will smell it, and the child abuser will have another person he can exploit. So, if she isn't going to get naked on the DVD, what exactly is she going to do? Talk about world politics? Explain how she can charge $1000 an hour despite being uglier than most of the people on earth. Sing? I mean if this is 45 minutes of her, what is it going to be? I'm surprised actually that she hasn't been on Larry King. I know he would love to marry her. This would be right after he asked her a question like, "You just did this once or twice in your life right?"

The child abuser is currently awaiting his trial on tax fraud charges. The child abuser claims he is innocent, and refuses to plead guilty. Yeah, remember that when he changes that plea next week.