It's All In The Mind - Think Helen Hunt
If you had not seen the photo above already and I told you it was Helen Hunt sucking off Paul Reiser during their Mad About You run, or taking a turn with Bill Paxton on the set of Twister you could probably convince yourself it was her. Hell, I have seen the Virgin Mary on a tortilla. You can turn any blurry image into anyone you want. So, when someone says this is Lindsay Lohan and she is sucking Calum Best, I say, "looks like her. We already know she is not much of a prude, so ok."
Now, I'm not saying that it isn't Lindsay Lohan, and I love Celebitchy which is where this was first posted, but to me these facts are exactly the same as the fake Vivica Fox sex tape from a few months ago. The only difference was that was actually a tape, although blurry, and so far this is one screencap.
This could be any blond with long hair who enjoys going down on guys. Notice I said any blond, because honestly I am not seeing breasts in this photo so for all we know this could be John Travolta with a blond wig down on his knees sucking off Tom Cruise. OK, probably not because John is a little heavier and does have big breasts. So have them change positions and that might work.
Now with all that being said, could this be Lindsay? Sure it could. It also could be about 20 million other people.
14 comments:
..but it's not.
honestly, i glanced at this on another site b4 i read the headline i was like "who's Lindsay blowing now?"
totally her.
actually, i don't think celebitchy had it first. that fat fuck perez stole it from gossiprocks and posted it as an exclusive
it could be the power of suggestion, just seeing the headline "lindsay lohan sex tape" above the picture makes you think it's her...but then again...it's lindsay lohan. i wouldn't doubt that she's been filmed before, and calum best is just douchey enough to try to profit off of it.
Gossiprocks broke the story, then Celebitchy picked it up and properly credited gossiprocks and all this happened YESTERDAY. Then the little blue pig picked it up today and tried to claim it as an exclusive.
perez hasn't had any exclusives since Paris dropped his ass coming out of jail. he's all self promotion now...or still.
Oh my God. That's why Perez was constantly blowing smoke up that whore's ass? What a choad!
P.S. A Lindsay sex tape? Good grief, if Charlotte York McDougal Goldenblatt has one, why not freaking Hohan? I'll bet there are two dozen of them floating around. Ugh.
What I'd like to know is how bad is the sex if all the guys seem to be able to think about is messing around with their cell phones to see if the photo function works.
I'm off the train wreck parade, inspired by EL's rant above. I'll check back in when Lindsay actually does something to deserve her fame. Like, say, making a good film.
Jax,
Why again was Perez always sucking up to Paris? B/c that always used to bother me---he'd be so vicious about EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD, and the biggest, grossest whore in the world would get a pass....
Are they no longer tight? And if so, why?
they were both using each other for promotion..i think when she got out leaving him inthe dust was a way to show everyone how 'she'd changed'.
you can tell he's not so favorable to her but not nasty yet either.
You're right...he's still not as sufficiently nasty as he ought to be, but I also think that the lovefest is over--sometimes his inner snark will come through when he's commenting on some of the ridiculously stupid things she does.
there is no WAY that isn't her.
bigger question: Fake-snowboarder Riley Giles admitted his relationship with Lindsay was for press and that they were leaking photos of her for the same reason.
DOES THAT MEAN SHE ID SO DRUG ADDLED AND DESPERATE that she and calumn best are doing the same thing?
GOES TO CHARACTER (OR LACK OF IT) YOUR HONOUR.
OK we are wrong...sadly.
The Blemish has the stills and video..it's not her just a blonde who looks alot like her at some angles.
i'm wondering how much of thses sex tapes etc. is Pop Fiction related. fuck i hate Kutcher.
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