Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Lainey Blind Item

Leftover Blow

It’s either diva bitches or cokeheads these days, don’t ask me why…

Many assumed she’d chilled out on the hardcore life, taking a more low key approach, curbing several vices, focusing on career and love.

Apparently not so.

In fact, she raging even harder these days. Makes it more fun when there’s a partner. And while recreational use is generally accepted in Hollywood, powdering your nose on the job, all day long, day after day… suffice to say, when you can surprise the industry, you might be going overboard on the consumption.

Currently working on a new project, she often has to head for the ladies almost every 10 minutes. Glassy eyed and wired all day long, it’s now her only way to get through the long hours. Sniffling and bumbling at the start, bouncing off the walls in no time, so far it hasn’t been a problem because she’s stayed on top of her game.

But the other day, when rushed for a scene by the crew, she decided to hoover a thick line on a mirror on the table in the makeup trailer while the stylists had stepped out, laying out so much that what was left over on both sides could have been divided themselves to yield another two lines and so on and so on. Like the cocaine version of cellular division.

All hell then broke loose when the leftover blow was discovered as there are children who visit the set rather frequently and so the star was given a stern, uncomfortable talking to, after which she did sweetly apologise to everyone around and treat the crew to snacks and goodies on her but is now being watched closely in the hopes she can control herself enough to see the shoot through on time.

Not Uma Thurman.

38 comments:

  1. jennifer anniston

    partner owen wilson

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  2. Jennifer is a pothead. Eva! Eva "Hoover" Mendes.

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  3. I concur with hippy. I think it's Eva Mendes.

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  4. Meryl Streep?

    But seriously, it's not Eva Mendes. She's just out of rehab, She isn't already working on a new project and she doesn't seem to be focusing on love.

    Jennifer Aniston doesn't focus on love too. Her rumored hooking up with Owen Wilson is just like her hooking up with Vince Vaughn: mostly PR to stay in the spotlight.

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  5. I think Kirsten is still in rehab, no?

    And Eva has a long term boyfriend, "The actress, who checked herself in last month to deal with some issues, went out to dinner with her long-term and low-key boyfriend, director George Gargurevich, at Madeo's in Beverly Hills on Monday night."

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  6. More quotes from Eva:

    Gotham: Is it harder to have a relationship with someone in or outside of the business?
    Eva Mendes: Well, I have a boyfriend, George Augusto who's actually my producing partner. He's in the business so he totally gets the traveling thing and being away. We just make it work. And sometimes it works to your benefit to be away because you come back and you're so excited to be together. It's almost like those little breakups are fun to keep the spark. So it's not always a bad thing.

    G: I read that you're not into marriage as an institution.
    EM: Yeah, I totally believe in having a soul mate. I love the idea of being committed to the same person; I'm a romantic in that way. But my boyfriend and I think marriage is antiquated. And we think it's so unfair that it isn't legal in this country for consenting adults- no matter what their gender or sexual preference is- to get married. The idea of union is
    fantastic, but the actual ceremony isn't appealing to me. I never wanted the big wedding.

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  7. Sienna???

    Kate Moss???

    "project" could be anything, not just film

    how about Madonna and JT ;)

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  8. Anonymous2:24 PM

    Lohan??

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  9. Kate Bosworth.

    Lainey's still insisting she's into the nose powder. Did you see the recent pics of Kate looking like a bobblehead again? She's in NZ filming a movie. Boyfriend's looking a little used, too.

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  10. But the other day, when rushed for a scene by the crew, she decided to hoover a thick line on a mirror on the table


    ithink this kind of shows that it is an actress

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  11. I'm going to guess Drew Barrymore. She's filming a movie called Grey Gardens in Toronto and isn't Lainey from Canada.

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  12. Anonymous2:52 PM

    Lainey's from Canada but she lives in Vancouver. ie a loooooooooooong way away from T.O. ;)


    I like the Kate Bosworth guess.

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  13. Why did Lainey say it's not Uma? Is that a clue maybe?

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  14. Drew Barrymore is an excellent guess. People really think she's been off the hard stuff for awhile. Her love life is everywhere and she's been talking about how happy she is with Justin Long.

    But the Uma part does throw me off.

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  15. Yes might be far in distance but info travels fast. Kate Bosworth isn't filming anything now she's wrapped up that film in Australia last month and her new movie doesnt start shooting over here (NY) until later this month. She's a good guess indeed but I don't see this being her. Kate seems like the type that wouldn't care if kids were on the set if she needs her fix she needs her fix and she wouldnt be giving out apologise and handing out treats IMO.

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  16. The only thing I can think of as a connection between Uma and Drew is that Uma played Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin and Drew played in the movie Poison Ivy. Plus they both have famous parents...well Uma's mom was famous at least.

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  17. Cameron Diaz. She's on "my sister's keeper" and she's filming with children.

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  18. Anonymous3:40 PM

    I wonder if the "not Uma" clue is telling us that it is someone from Kill Bill?

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  19. I think that "glassy eyed and wired" is a hint that she wears glasses, as does Uma Thurman at times. And with the phrase "cellular division" I think we have a brainy type on our hands.

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  20. They're saying Sienna Miller on other gossip sites.

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  21. Lainey's an it ain't are plain old AND IT IS NOT. she's not Ted C.

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  22. This is Renee Zellwigger, guys:

    http://popsugar.com/1004578

    She has been looking terrible, lateley.

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  23. ..and acting a fool too. her bahvior has been quite bizarre according to other stories.

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  24. This screams Sienna Miller to me.

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  25. On Lainey's Facebook group, the most popular guess is Sienna Miller. She's filming G.I. Joe right now (there's where the children come in), and she's dating Rys Ifan.

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  26. oklahamoma-whatever hippy:

    yes, jennifer aniston is a pothead - she is also a gigantic cocaine user who has been addicted ever since her hairdresser who gave her that god awful friends cut started hooking her and c-cox up.

    she was a LAUGHINGSTOCK when she got surgery on her "deviated septum" because no one could believe she had a septum left.

    perhaps some research before the casual dismissal would help.

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  27. oooh i'm with marnie: this is so drew!

    partner = justin long.

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  28. Anonymous7:00 PM

    I like the Sienna Miller guess. She's one known to party who has lately appeared into her relationship and not out *'d up in public so much.

    Zelleweger looks pretty awful, but I have never heard of her being into coke. Actually, I never hear much about her private life - but she dated that guy from the White Stripes for quite a while, so who knows what Renee is really into?

    Cellular made me think of Catherine Zeta Jones lol. But then I remember that line from 88 lines about 44 women, "Catherine was much too pretty, she didn't do that * at all. Uh-uh, not Catherine"

    =)

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  29. drew & justin have been looking all sloppy n coked up lately in public shots

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  30. Not Drew, based on recent interactions I've had with her. Not at all, in fact. Sienna, maybe? I don't know anything about her but it seems like maybe she'd be a cokehead. Drew had other issues. Sad about M. Barton, by the way. Stay tuned for her going down the drain.

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  31. acetomato777 -- Jack White of the White Stripes is pretty famously anti-drug, so he's not a clue on whether or not Renee is. She is so obsessed with being skinny that she could be doing anything.

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  32. Yeah, Jindi is right.. Lainey always says Jen Aniston is a hoover and I am pretty sure she has been in Ted C's blinds for her habit. I am wondering if Uma is referenced b/c she was the popular guess for Holiday Detox (although Lainey debunbked this guess).

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  33. So, Sarah, what else do you know? You seem to have some inside info on a few people in the business... what's up with Mischa? Going to jail as per the usual thing to do for actresses these days, or something else?

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  34. Hi Sarah. What's up with Mischa?

    I think the cokehead is Sienna.

    Drew could be a good guess but I have high hopes that she's finished with the hardcore life.

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