Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Nothing Like Not Being The Only Breadwinner


Cash Warren has a long way to go before he actually possesses a dollar that didn't come from Jessica Alba's purse, but at least she is trying to help her baby daddy do something that might possibly earn some money down the road.

Cash is involved in a social networking site similar to Facebook and YouTube. Besides hitting up Jessica for money he also has been hitting up NBA players which is why he was seen with Steve Nash last week. I guess the way it works is that the NBA player gets to go on a date with Cash and Jessica. She bends over a lot and the NBA player writes a check. Show enough cleavage and you start a company called ibeatyou.com I know, I know, but I don't think it is about people actually beating other people, although that would be cool. Kind of like bumfights goes to college, but with people actually showering.

So, in order to help this project as much as she can, Jessica Alba actually cracked a smile and looks way less crankier than normal in this video she participated in for Cash. Not like he paid her cash. Just that his name is Cash. Somehow I don't think he could afford Jessica's rates without using Jessica's card to pay for it. If he did that though then she basically would be paying for herself, and for that you don't really need a guy, just a toy.

Anyway, take a look at the video.