“I think about what it would be like to have a daughter now, one who is influenced by Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears – and, ugh, it’s so depressing. Where are the other young Hollywood role models who are cool, smart, and out there doing something with their lives? There’s a definite responsibility that comes with being famous. You shouldn’t be able to just dress up and look pretty.”
Women's Health April 2008. Thank you Rashida Jones.

Johnny Depp on the set of his new film.


After this event, Brittany Murphy must have gone out to Sunset to work the street or something.

"Must get gin on the way home from work."

I'm thinking this is one Dancing With The Stars couple that is not going to hook up. If they do, I am taking up dancing.

I know I am a perv when all it takes is a little skin for me to think that Mel C doesn't look all that bad.

For all of you David Boreanaz fans.

Put some fake breasts on the ball and you have Victoria Beckham.

I think any night that David Arquette doesn't have to deal with Jennifer Aniston is a good night in his world.

You know those tribes in Africa that elongate their necks artificially? Brooke Shields is their Queen.

Hey Nicola Roberts. Good news.

You are not the ugly one anymore.

The baby bump is gone. Must have been constipation.

I'm guessing Elizabeth Berkeley has a double chin she doesn't want us to know about. Or she got a new chin.

The Tussauds people are getting really good.

I'm just happy to see Lucy Liu in anything other than those outfits she wears on her new show.

Lukas Haas is up for a Carson Daly award. Eat something man.

Keith Urban - Byron Bay

John Butler - Byron Bay

Rumer Willis - Fug Bay

I do love me some Rosario Dawson.

"Is that stick, or are you just happy to see me?"

Dry humping on the red carpet is really not that attractive.

Does Nicole Richie ever stay home? I'm guessing she is still breastfeeding though.

Xavier Rudd - Byron Bay

Will Estes. Nothing really to say, just thought you might like him.

Taye Diggs can get away with this look because he can kick my ass if I say anything bad.

Shiva Rose. I really do love that name.