A Bathroom Threesome

I think I have made my views on bathroom sex quite clear. I think. Hell, I don't know. If someone hot was half drunk and would never, ever be nice to me outside the club and if I thought the magic would disappear if we left, then I might do the bathroom sex thing, but it is going to have to be a nice place, and she has to be a girl I can take home to the family after. Right.

But for those of you who have ever been in a public bathroom, I want you to imagine having sex in there and the logistics that would be required. Now, got that in your head? Imagine there were three of you in there trying to do that same act. Well, that is exactly what Russell Brand attempted to at the Embassy Club.

According to the Mirror, he was discovered with two topless women in a bathroom stall. Where do you suppose they placed their tops? See, this is another problem with bathroom sex, especially after it has been in use for four or five hours in the night. And you know, that no one is having bathroom sex five minutes after the doors open. It is only after all the coke is gone and you are thinking about going home anyway that you have sex in the bathroom.

So, Russell was told to stop what he was doing and he did. Until about twenty minutes later when he brought an entirely different woman to the same bathroom stall. He was then asked to leave the club and has been banned from the club for the foreseeable future. I don't think he really cares.