I Need Some Of Whatever Robin Wright Penn Is Smoking
How is it that whenever I cheated on any of my six wives I was immediately sent packing, and yet Sean Penn gets caught in the act by his wife while having sex with a pair of Russian hookers and she can't wait to take him back? Somehow she was wrong in this whole thing?
All this is saying to him is hey, I can have sex with anyone I want, even while on vacation with my wife and even when she's staying in the same hotel. This is a license to be single while at the same time still married. Now he doesn't even have to hide it. If she is willing to take him back from that situation, then he may as well just bring them straight to the house, and hell, even straight to the bedroom.
He can just tell Robin to sleep in another room or just tell her to scoot over more on her side of the bed because he just called some hooker from Craigslist over to the house. "Thought I would try me one of those BBW tonight, so going to need some extra room in the bed. I know you don't mind. By the way, you have any extra cash in your purse, I'm not sure I have enough to pay her for what I am going to ask her to do. Oh, and hand me my cigarettes."
