Michelle Rodriguez Only Has Bathroom Sex
In an interview with Latina magazine, Michelle Rodriguez basically goes off on a rant about people who are always trying to out her. It is a great rant as far as celebrity rants go, and the only thing that stopped it was she had a burp she just couldn't quite get out. I know, but it is what she said.
Well towards the end of the rant, things get a little more interesting and basically makes me wonder what living in Michelle's world is really like.
"I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jer*ing off," she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to 'out' her: "I don't answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it's nobody's business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog—that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors."
While I for one am all for public sex and sex in unconventional places, I tend to draw the line at bathroom sex simply because, well it's a bathroom, and you never know. It is kind of like bedspreads at a hotel. You know that every guest has either sat on them naked or had sex on them, so why do you continue to follow exactly in their footsteps?
I am hoping that Michelle meant bedroom doors because if she has having sex exclusively in bathrooms, she is probably not getting much privacy or enjoying the comforts of sex in a bed. You know that big thing in the middle of the "bed"room.
Of course if you are going to have sex with a dog, you might want to confine that to a bathroom, well, because dogs shed. Might be willing to have sex with a dog, but no one wants to wake up covered in dog hair.
Well towards the end of the rant, things get a little more interesting and basically makes me wonder what living in Michelle's world is really like.
"I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jer*ing off," she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to 'out' her: "I don't answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it's nobody's business. If I wanna f*ck a girl, a boy, a dog—that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors."
While I for one am all for public sex and sex in unconventional places, I tend to draw the line at bathroom sex simply because, well it's a bathroom, and you never know. It is kind of like bedspreads at a hotel. You know that every guest has either sat on them naked or had sex on them, so why do you continue to follow exactly in their footsteps?
I am hoping that Michelle meant bedroom doors because if she has having sex exclusively in bathrooms, she is probably not getting much privacy or enjoying the comforts of sex in a bed. You know that big thing in the middle of the "bed"room.
Of course if you are going to have sex with a dog, you might want to confine that to a bathroom, well, because dogs shed. Might be willing to have sex with a dog, but no one wants to wake up covered in dog hair.
Ack, I wish she hadnt even said the "dog" part...I get what she's saying, but ew...
ReplyDeleteBathrooms strike me as the most disease infested places you could possibly ever have sex.
That's why there's bathroom doors.
ReplyDeleteEeeeeewwwwwwwww.....I don't even like going to the bathroom in the bathroom.
ya she's all kinds of nasty.
ReplyDeletei would never have sex in a public bathroom...or mine for that matter - i know how dirty it is!
anywhere else is free game really.
lol anywhere, jax?
ReplyDeleteOk lets play a would you rather game :)
Would you rather fuck in a public bathroom....or a Hollywood dumpster?
Thanks, M-Rod, now whenever I think of you, I will picture you doing a labrador in a public restroom.
ReplyDeletehaha, her implication that journalists and bloggers are "constantly" trying to out her cracks me up. I think the last time I saw anything other than a picture of her in a blog was maybe 6 months ago, and it was another of her idiotic blog "rants."
ReplyDeleteSeems to me she puts this crap out there to get into the blogs. And other than her rants, speculation about her orientation and her DUI/jail time, what else IS there to discuss with regard to her? Her work? hahahahaha. Does she still work?
Oh, and the bathroom sex. Yuck. I wouldn't even have sex in my bathroom at home, no less a public one.
ReplyDeleteI know lots of people like to make fun of Michelle Rodriguez (who I never cared enough about to do so), but do you really have to intentionally misunderstand her? ENT, give me a break. What she was saying is that there is a line of privacy she's drawing by chosing not to talk about her sexlife to gossiping strangers aka journalists because she thinks it's no gossiping stranger's business who she f****- just like you close the bathroom door in the presence of strangers. It's a simple matter of privacy.
ReplyDeleteThere are not so many people in the world you know good enough to be comfortable with the idea of leaving the bathroom door open in their presence.
Really, Ent. The girl doesn't want to talk to the press about her love life just to draw attention? Power to her! You use to make fun all the time of celebrities who expose themselves and if Michelle Rodriguez refuses to do so you don't like that either - doesn't that seem kind of hypocritical?
I have totally had sex in my bathroom. You people need to clean the place up and try it out!
ReplyDeleteI love bathroom sex at home. Go doggie style in the tub, keep your legs close together (instead of sprawled) and your partner's legs on the outside of yours...trust me. Just...trust me ;)
ReplyDeletelove that "ask a hooker" is giving us sex advice. Thanks, girl! :)
ReplyDeleteI do have a sense of privacy, so I won't be divulging anything.
LOL you're so very welcome. Believe it or not, I actually learned that trick off the clock as a "civilian" girl ;)
ReplyDeleteI love Michelle Rodriguez, I really do, but I wonder what she has to say about Kristiana Loken admitting their relationship in a gay magazine. Thats not a blogger trying to out her, thats personal testimony!
ReplyDeletehollywood dumpster..hands down.
ReplyDeletei cant beleive you had to ask...
Michelle you need to STFU already if you dont want to talk about being a lesbian for the 40th time.
everytime her star dims a little she is all up in everyone's grill about her privacy.
shut it already,we dont care actually.