Does everyone else get the feeling that Ashton Kutcher is feeling the wrath of Demi Moore for some reason. Oh, that's right. They are married.
Cedric Delsaux is the random French dude of the day.

Can you hear the music playing in the background? Sounds like porn music. Maybe it is all in my head.

I think this is the first time Billy Marquart has been in the photos.

I guess the rumors are true. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie do have sex.

Petra Nemcova must have taken that Jessica Simpson crotch rubbing lesson. AJ Calloway doesn't really seem to mind.

I almost put Gwyneth Paltrow at the top because she actually looks really good. Still needs to add 20 pounds, but looks good.

More music. This time I keep hearing Sound Of Music.

Although you can't see his eyes, this is indeed Emile Hirsch.

She must be in Danity Kane.

David Beckham gets a ticket.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson do their best to look like the Madden brothers.

Another first timer, James Nesbitt.

Any chance that JK Rowling could go bankrupt and then be forced to write another Harry Potter book?

Justin Guarini and Kimberly Caldwell star in the new reality series, "How long can you stay famous for doing absolutely nothing?"

L-R, Leighton Meester, Amber Heard, Katrina Begin and Melonie Diaz. If you had to guess which of these would you think had a serious coke habit?

The original Virna Lisi
Esquire cover.

Shar Jackson and Shanu. I know, I know. I thought it said Shamu at first also.

I hope there was some drinking involved before this tattoo sounded like a good idea.

Patrick Stewart getting his photo on the wall at Sardi's.

Nigel Kennedy - London