Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Random Photos Part One

The top spot today goes to three gorgeous women who also happened to be taking part in a very important event. Rosario Dawson, Ali Larter and Kerry Washington were in New Orleans for the V to the Tenth event which is the tenth anniversary of V-Day which raises awareness and money to stop all forms of violence against women and girls.
I don't even want to tell you how many cowboy hats and huge belt buckles I have gone through today. Here is Brad Paisley and the lovely Kimberly Williams.

Brooks & Dunn featuring Keith Urban - Nashville
Amy Adams is all back to normal now. I'm just glad that whatever she is doing on the set of her new film is not permanent.

Jewel and Ty Murray. Even though Ty kind of looks like Ross Perot in a cowboy hat, I somehow doubt Ross has ever ridden a bull.
Eva Longoria for Bebe. It truly is amazing what they can do with computers these days.
Just thought we would check in with Diana DeGarmo. She growed up real nice.
Christina Ricci is obviously a big believer in the breakfast of champions. Diet Coke and a cigarette.
Crystal Gayle must have a 40 year headache. It has to hurt. I'm telling you. When I saw the photo of Crystal Gayle it made me think of a film, and remarkably it has nothing to do with porn. The movie is called Confessions of a Superhero. It is a documentary that you have to rent, or if you have NetFlix you can just watch it instantly online. No, this is not an ad for NetFlix. I'm just saying that you don't have to use a spot in your queue. You have to see this film. If you have any interest in Hollywood at all, you need to see it. The Crystal Gayle reference will become applicable if you watch it.

Now it is time for conspiracy theories. First, Nicole Kidman is like six months pregnant right? When is she going to show? If you look at photos from last night, the only time there is a bump is when Keith is showing it off. Otherwise you can't see it. Now, I want to direct you to the left side of Nicole Kidman's waist. Where the rest of us would have love handles, I see something oddly shaped under her dress. Is it a bone? It can't be a corset because she is pregnant right? It looks too solid for a love handle. Is it a fat suit? I know, I know, but someone please explain it to me.

Yes, yes. Keanu Reeves in Australia. But check out the interviewer. At some point there has to be some charity you are missing. Case in point, the interviewer seems to be lacking a Jessica Alba pray it isn't 50 Cent's baby bracelet.
Kenny Chesney - Nashville
Julia Roberts and Clive Owen on the set of their new film.
Josh Duhamel and Fergie obviously enjoyed the hell out of their dinner together.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. Where was this cleavage when you were on The Brady Bunch and I could have used, you know, a little boost if you know what I am saying.
I think Miley Cyrus looks lovely.
Since lightning does not seem to be a strong possibility here today, I am going to go ahead and say it. Jennifer Lopez looks really good. She still has a five foot growth she needs to get rid of, but she looks good.
Click on this picture and I swear it looks like it was taken in a fun house mirror. The camera lens with the circle. I don't know. I didn't get much sleep last night.
LeAnn Rimes - Nashville

Does it look like to any of you that Tim McGraw seems to be wasting away?
Uma Thurman, Robert Redford and Meryl Streep. I love the photo, but can Robert Redford even open his eyes anymore?
Snoop Dogg and Taylor Swift. For some reason, Snoop was the only one who chose to wear this ensemble at the CMT Awards last night. So all week I have been thinking of the following scenario and just know it will be priceless. Wango Tango is occurring here in LA in May. It basically is just a conglomeration of singers who get to perform for 15 minutes each. Anyway, the lineup includes the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and Snoop. I want to see the die hard fans of Snoop interact with the fans of Miley and the Jonas brothers. I have an entire commentary running through my head but fear it would be way too offensive to share. I love Snoop.
I don't know why I am obsessed with the Spanish royal couple. It's odd. They are smiling today which is good because I really didn't think they could. Of course their smiles are plastic and exactly the same as well as the clothes which look as if they were designed to coordinate with the logo of the factory they were visiting.
Paula Abdul sings country. No, just a bad dream.

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