Brooke Hogan Having A Breakdown
Fox News is reporting that Brooke Hogan is having a breakdown and they blame her brother's jail sentence and her dad's affair. I think they leave out the most important piece of all and that is she saw the photos that were splashed all over the world of her dad creeping his hand closer and closer to her vay-jay-jay. I'm assuming it is a vay-jay-jay. Has anyone ever actually checked? Has she ever had a boyfriend other than the ones they show on that reality thing she does?
Well, for now we will go ahead and assume it is a vay-jay-jay because if we were to assume she had some other parts down there then that leads us into an entirely different direction about what daddy likes and why Nick might be glad he is spending 8 months in prison and not having his inner thighs oiled, at least by dad. What goes on in jail is another thing entirely.
So imagine you are Brooke, and you and your dad have just awakened the morning after the incident. After he makes sure you are still oiled up between your legs, you decide to take a look at the gossip sites and see your dad oiling you up and the entire world freaked out by what you and he are doing.
There is your breakdown. Not dad having an affair because it probably was about the 100th and not the first, and I doubt it was because of Nick because the whole family knew that was coming. No, it is because the entire world saw your dad's fingers rubbing oil in between your thighs and looking to all the world like he was sticking one inside your vay-jay-jay for good measure. Oh, and she probably didn't like the way the light hit her. Honey. It really doesn't matter what angle the light hits you or the camera shoots you from. You are Hulk Hogan's son. I mean daughter and it shows.
26 comments:
I feel like I'm reading this from dlisted.
disturbing to say the least.
I have to agree with Calif.
This is even more cruel than you are normally, Ent. Sure the pics are pretty wierd and say what you want about those.
But why does everyone have to be so mean as to say she looks manly and question her femininity. The way she dresses is certainly fair game, but to make fun of someones physical attributes that they cannot change isn't just cruel to that one person, but to all people are aren't "perfect" looking.
I'm really getting tired of the way you degrade women on this site, Ent, and I am a longtime loyal reader.
If you want to turn this site into Dlisted or Perez, then go ahead, but I won't be around to watch.
http://jezebel.com/385202/hulk-hogan-having-trouble-telling-girlfriend-from-daughter
That is NOT Brooke you guys. That's his GF Jennifer McDaniel.
Check out the halter style bikini & the sunglasses..
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/21904061.html
whether or not it is his GF or his daughter, this post is pouring salt in the wound, if she is indeed having a breakdown, and just unnecessary if she isn't.
Wow, whats creepier: the fact that we all pretty much know thats Brooke and not Hulk's gf, or the fact that its hard to tell.
trix - i'm with ya on that
and, vay-jay-jay????? come on! call a cooch a cooch for god's sake.
I really dont know why people are so mean to brooke. i saw the show and yes her dad was a bit creepy but this is a teenage girl who seemed really sweet. she was sixteen i think when the show started and to have everyone saying you look like a man would be tough at any age but in your teenage years. It just doesnt seem right when people make fun of something the person has no control over.
Ent...since it's your blog, I'm guessing you can say/write whatever you want. Nobody is forcing anyone else to view this site...I think you're hysterical and the few times I don't agree with you? who cares? doesn't keep me up at night...I just move on....keep up the good work.
EL if don't lighten up we're passing the hat to get you a hooker. lol...
Kitty- we've been down this road before and it IS Brooke, MK on Dlisted did a whole montage of the pix for proof.
ITO Kris.
let's all rmemeber the guy who 'degrades women' also puts up FFF for all us degraded women to point and laugh at dick size....something no man can do anything about.
that street goes both ways.
Jax, should we pitch in for a hooker or should those of us who are willing just draw straws to see who goes in to give EL an attitude adjustment?
Brooke's chosen to be a public figure - she didn't have to be on their reality show - and as such, this kind of speculation is par for the course. If you don't want people talking about every little thing you do, don't seek out fame. Simple as that.
Personally, the thing I find most disturbing is that Hulkster has a girlfriend who looks just like his daughter. Now that's creepy.
this was a little too harsh... I don't feel like brooke hogan deserves this hate...
i love ya, EL, but this was outta line.
smoke some weed and chill today.
"Personally, the thing I find most disturbing is that Hulkster has a girlfriend who looks just like his daughter. Now that's creepy."
I agree!
thanx jax and sue ellen I agree too!!! too creepy...`
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It could be worse--it could be a photo of Joe Simpson oiling up Jessica. Except we know only the photos he actually takes & gets paid for are the ones printed.
Jax- Really? I must have missed it and i'm a faithful Dlister :/ I stand corrected. If MichaelK said it , it must be true.. heh
Eeew! The fact that I can't tell them apart is just a disturbing..!! sorry all
Sorry, but I don't care about Brooke Hogan or her feelings. If she doesn't want to be judged based on every little thing she does, then she shouldn't have become famous. Hateful comments are par for the course when it comes to celebtards....if they don't like it, then they can just go cry themselves to sleep on their piles of money, because I don't give a damn about their feelings. They need to harden the hell up already.
Between "va-jay-jay" and "Blaaaake" lately, I would swear Michael K. was writing CDAN now.
Don't get me wrong---I LOVE Michael K. But I tend to prefer big, juicy, intelligent insider stories from Ent.
just my .02
Smokey, I'm with you.
i love el site as well and i get the argument of if you put yourself in the spotlight, but truly how much foresight does a sixteen year old have which is how old she was when it started. her dad said it was the kids idea to start the show but i wonder how much influence the parents had on them. its the same as all the other people in hollywood that whore out their kids with destructive results.
kitty- for reals. he had a whole set of pictures where he picks uot certain things and tatoos etc. it is most certainly her AND she actually responded on her blog at some point defending them.
I agree with all of you who say that Ent has gone a little far this time. Quit picking on Brooke. She is just trying to make a living in a place that is not very nice. Hulk is just spreading oil on her legs, my god, he is not fondling her. Besides, his wife also looks like his girlfriend.
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