Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Katie Holmes gets to do her play. All it took was a 24 hour marathon of Queer As Folk and three straight days hooked to an e-meter. Now, she gets to the joy and glory of being about 5th billed in a play. When we start hearing all the stories about how this was something she has always wanted to do and that it has been a lifelong dream to be on Broadway, I want you to remember that if her last two films had been huge blockbusters, I'm guessing her dream would have been something else.
Of course it could be her dream to get out of the house, and to be free even for just a few weeks. Oh she thinks she's going to be free, but in reality, how long do you think it will be that Tom "I have nothing to do" Cruise will be by her side in New York. I give it about a week before he is wining and dining her each night as they hook up with new Broadway pals. It will give Tom a chance to spend some intimate time with the Gossip Girl cast, and to find out what makes Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane really tick.
Good times.
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15 comments:
The Queen Mum says that one day Katie will make a run for it and blow the whistle on Tom's crap. All we can do is hope I guess.
I wonder if her contract has a cut-off date?
i'm waiting for the Kate Cruise "brand"....signature perfume, wig collection, book, magazine, luggage, sunglasses...she must be good at something?
things katie is good at:
1. keeping her mouth shut.
2. following orders.
3. doing that odd duckwalk pose so tommy looks taller.
4. riding her carousel around and around and around...
any more?
Considering her costars (John Lithgow, Dianne Weist, Patrick Wilson) I say she'll last one week in this play. That is, if she makes it through rehearsals.
GYAAAHHH! BLECCHHH.
I just about spit out my Starbucks when I ready the line about what makes them tick...Heck, they probaly want him to re-enact the volleyball scene from Top Gun.
Lawd, when is her sentence up?
How does she manage to have such an incredible smug look on her face?
I read somewhere that it's a 5 year contract with the weirdo.
I don't see her coming out with a perfume, I see her coming out with the "totally organic" baby stuff or trying to do a childrens book-something about creatures from outer space and a little girl on an adventure...cccccrrrreeeeeepppppyyyyy!!
I really want to know how seriously talented actors are desperate to get parts in Broadway and these weird random celebs land the roles instead. Well, I know HOW, but... Remember Madonna doing Mamet?
Maybe the producers are being smart - I'd probably go just to see how bad her acting is. Or maybe they're being blackmailed. I think I smell an Oprah behind all this...
The producers are probably banking on her bringing in big ticket revenue just so folks can get a live, up-close look at her and the hopes that Tommy is in the audience.
Oooh, look how she's working to make her eyes undead.
Ayesha, exactly!! Katie's a beginner at acting and doesn't know how to do anything else. Yeah, I'd see that play... for the other actors.
Chuck Bass would make the GMD cry like the little girl he is.
Katie should have no problem selling her soul at this point. I mean, she would have done it for a part in a Charlie's Angels flick... remember her Punk'd vid??
http://www.videovat.com/videos/3137/katie-holmes-gets-punkd.aspx
Do you think they'll ever get divorced?
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