Tuesday, May 06, 2008
I don't know if the photo above means that Lindsay Lohan and Joel Madden are doing the nasty. I just think it happens to be a photo of Lindsay checking to see if Joel has any cavities while he rests his thigh on hers and she uses her right hand to give him that look. Hell, I don't know, but I do know that someone needs to throw out this deck of cards and bring in a new 52 to play with.
Doesn't it seem that there are only 52 people in Hollywood and they all have dated each other like one big soap opera? The only good thing about keeping it within the 52 is hopefully they are keeping whatever diseases they are acquiring to themselves.
Did you ever have that deck of cards whether it be regular cards or Uno or whatever that just got so worn out with time. The ends were bent, and they had got wet at some point, and they had been folded and creased and used and abused and yet you couldn't quite get rid of them. Well, it is close to that time when your mom takes away the old cards and drops off that brand new pack you had hidden away in your stocking from Christmas. You know? The ones with Santa on them.
Slowly, the 52 are changing and soon, we will have a brand new 52 people to watch having sex with each other and doing drugs with and the fights and jealousies and going nowhere careers. Meanwhile though we are still stuck with Joel Madden and Lindsay Lohan and whether or not they did it before he went back home to his boozing girlfriend and baby. Or, maybe he went over to his brother's house and then this could get really interesting.
Now, going back to the headline. If you were to choose, who would be the better girlfriend? I would actually go with Nicole just because she seems to have a greater grip on maturity. Plus, a really cool dad who dances on ceilings.
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17 comments:
God, I love that metaphor.
Nicole all the way
nicole richie and linsay leggins.....CAT FIGHT!
yes yes yes
I play cards so often that I need a new deck about once a month.
time for the new!
In the words of Lionel Richie, "OUTRAGEOUS!!!!!!!!"
lol@pm
I i were Joel? Nicole. She has waaaaaaay more money than Linds
Is this a reveal? The part about the "boozing girlfriend" with the new baby is giving me BI deja vu....
good point RAGDOLL
I hadn't even thought of that blind, but you are on the right track.
Who would you rather have as your father-in-law/grandpa to your baby--
Lionel Richie or Michael Lohan?
i'd choose C my hand rather than be assiciated with all 3.
Or it they were at a loud party and he was leaning in to talk to her...gee, I guess you can interpret these pictures any way you want.
why does LL's face always look so dirty?
He's just telling her who she needs to see to score some blow.
Samantha Ronson and Nicole are very good friends. Lindsay would have both of them kicking her sorry ass.
see i got a diff vibe from these photos on another site.
to me it looks like Lilo busted Joel in soemething and she's giving him the evil "what's going on here?" eyes. you know the same way i bust my bff's boy if he's doing something shady.
"Don't make me tell Nicole" look.
I can't think of who the 52 were 10 years ago, but they were probably much more preferable.. and maybe the 52 10 years from now will be ok, but the 52 right now are all so annoying.
I hope Nicole isn't really a boozing absent mother. She does look really miserable in these pics but hopefully it is just b/c she knows she's being photographed or something.
http://x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=x17-xclusive---we-heart-harlow
The baby is super cute!
Blohan is a hot piece of fuck meat
"maybe the 52 10 years from now will be ok"
I wouldn't be too optimistic given that Miley Cyrus is the face of the next generation.
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