Tuesday, May 20, 2008
According to Kneepads Magazine Jessica Alba and Cash Warren were married yesterday. When I think of love and romance, I often think of Monday's. It's the ultimate case of the Monday's, but I think I would rather wear 30 pieces of flair than be married to Cash Warren.
I guess no one even noticed they got married. Jessica's rep had to call Kneepads and tell them the two had got hitched and then probably offered the pictures for $5M or something. That is of course if they were really married.
I know they were probably trying to avoid the press by having it on a Monday, but I think that they could have done it on a Saturday if they were going to be this sneaky. I thought maybe May 19th was just really special to them for some reason. Maybe because 1 and 9 add up to ten so Cash can remember their anniversary without having to use his feet as well.
Maybe the day was just random, or maybe it was the only day 50 Cent was free. Who knows. Anyway, I wish the couple good luck.
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26 comments:
Poor L'il Ashlee Wentz. Thunder, stolen. Match point goes to The Alba.
The "pregnant lady flipping people off" pic is too funny. She looks so, uh...happy. yeah, yeah. Happy. That's it.
in vitro paternity test results revealed?
Oh she is just a delight isnt she? *rolls eyes*
Sucked in to her. Hope she made him sign a pre-nup.
my fav is the fact that she's flipping people off while wearing a peace tee shirt.
awseome.
I wished these celebs would stop with the childish middle finger crap. They look stupid. But, if the paps caught me wearing that outfit I'd probably flip 'em too. Tennis shoes with an old lady skirt? WTH? The Subway soda cup just completes the ensemble.
Oh, lordie! I didn't even notice the "peace" tee. Oh, yeah. Comedy gold.
she looks like my aunt Hattie at our last family reunion...middle finger and all. the skirt is dead on.
Cap:
The only thing she's probably missing to complete Aunt Hattie's "look" is the re-purposed Victoria's Secret shopping bag holding her lunch (soggy egg salad, anyone?)
seriously, change that to the extra large big gulp and that's my aunt hattie,
They don't call her "Bag Lunch Alba" for nothing.
ragdoll- luv your pic, you're a natural beauty and, "re-purposed" lol!
brenda get your ass over to jaxsaid for a date recap once you're done here.
do any of you think it looked like nicole kidman had a pillow under her dress in her recent pic's?
Wasn't she the BI about the chick who was really married on a lark but then had to stick with the guy and nobody knew?
Maybe it's just me (or maybe the other site I read it on was wrong), but I totally don't get the courthouse marriage thing... You're a successful celebrity, you could easily have a lovely wedding, and you could make money off the photos to boot, yet you still go bargain basement with a quickie courthouse affair. How utterly lame.
monkeyhelperl:
Don't make sense now, do it? I think that's why we were all guessing "Alba/Warren" for that blind about an actrass who wanted to get a divorce, but in order to get out of it, people would have to know she was in it to begin with.
Meaning, if we go by that old blind item, they've been married for months now, and are only admitting it this week.
ActrASS = typo. But I'm keeping it. Because I'm rude like that.
I think Nicole Kidman had a futon under her dress, not a pillow!
my "wedding" was on a tuesday.
a year after we eloped on a sunday.
just the catholic hoopla had to be done according to families involved.
Yeah didn't ENT actually reveal that blind at New Years as being her? I knew they'd 'announce' it had just happened rather than do the high profile thing. They didn't even invite their families - guess they are still being kept in the dark!
I am very consistent about reading this site daily so I feel like a dumbass for asking about the random 50 cent pearl.
hmmm....
EL is insinuating that fiddy may be dadda to Jessica's bubs instead.
Or at least he could of being in contention.
What with fiddy being more and more of a golden goose she should just come out and say it if it is the truth- oh wait, this is HOLLYWOOD!! (doh!!)
I wonder what ENT is trying to insinuate with his references to Jessica and 50 Cent. Did they have some kind of secret affair or something.
Flair!
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