Thursday, May 15, 2008

Shania Twain A Free Woman


According to Kneepads Magazine, Shania Twain and her husband Mutt Lange have split. I'm sure Kneepads will run a story in the next few weeks which totally kisses Shania's ass for allowing them to be first with the story. It will be all about growing up and how she wants to change the world and how Mutt is amazing but it was just time for her to move on, and blah, blah, blah. It will be photos of her and the kids and she will look fabulous and suitably crushed and everyone will believe she is some little broken princess that needs to be healed. The only way to do that is to buy more of her records.

Let's face it. Mutt hadn't been giving her the hits like he used to, and so she kicked him to the curb. If everyone has some impression that Shania is as friendly as the rest of her fellow Canadians, then you have been drinking too much Molson because she ain't.

Is Mutt the nicest guy? He used to be. She has kept him locked away for the past 14 years so I really don't have any idea whether he is the guy he used to be or not.

I do know that the divorce statement was released by her rep so that means Mutt is the one with his heart broken. Probably. She might have eaten it for breakfast or something.

19 comments:

jagerlilly said...

Ooooh, this sounds like it could be the answer to a recent blind...

Unknown said...

I was thinking the same thing.

I've never heard anything nice said about S.T.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Who drinks Molson anyway? That's not even what its called.

jax said...

yes 'Eileen' is a biotch. her whole background was a pack of lies when she came out and everyone knew it.
jesus canucks don't even like her.

jax said...

a lot of people drink molson dear, are you sure you're from this great land?

i'll be picking up a case of Molson afterwork in honour of this post.

lutefisk said...

Is this the blind about the singer who beats her husband? I think everyone was guessing Avril Lavigne.

Anonymous said...

Wow I hadnt heard that her backstory is BS!

Marnie said...

Poor Mutt. He's too good for her.

Anonymous said...

btw sue ellen I think its spelled "Mischke"! Now go have an Oh Henry! ;)

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I don't really know a whole lot about these two. Give us an extended scoop one day, ENT.

Snautrag said...

I remember seeing them in the park just up from Much Music years ago. I was just strolling in dreamland, walking my dog and she was sitting on a picnic table and gave me the stinkeye for no reason when I glanced over.

Kat said...

Yeah, I'll chime in with the general assessment that Eileen is a bit of a wench. I know someone who worked with her in a drug store a loooong time ago, and the tales were not pretty. A little disappointing because you always want to think someone is as genuine as they appear to be. It would be so nice if just one of these showbiz marriages lasted and actually seemed rooted in something as simple as love.

Maja With a J said...

Hopefully he'll go back to producing Def Leppard now, where he belongs.

califblondy said...

I've seen her act snotty on the red carpet and I read about her fudging her past. It's too bad because I know she had personal tragedies. I think she got too hot too fast.

Jax, make mine a Molson Light.

Carte Blanche said...

What? She didn't raise her brothers and sisters all by herself with no money?

Blech.

Dead Angel said...

She had a reputation for using people on her climb to fame, using them openly and badly. Mutt was really talented, I hope he can pick up his career and go on. She is talented but not very nice. But then lots of people aren't very nice in the entertainment industry. I wonder if she will still live in Switzerland or move back to the US?

Unknown said...

Hey, Kat -- I know someone who used to perform with good ol' Eileen at the Deerhurst Inn way back when. Eileen was a very tough broad. Known for picking verbal fights with her co-workers and then PHYSICALLY attacking them. Seriously - throwing them up against a wall, threatening to beat the sh*t out of them... Actually did escalate to punching out a fellow dancer/singer before someone pulled her off of the poor woman.

Everyone gave the crazy b*tch wide berth because of her penchant for fighting. That girl is definitely from Timmins. Yeah, I said it. Probably drank Molson's EX too ;-)

littleoleme said...

So glad this chick is getting her comeuppance (sp?). Bad karma will do that to you man. Now, I'll take my Molson's at 11:00am on the morning after with a splash of clamato in it please. Then I'll move on to Sleeman's Cream Ale or a nice Grasshopper with a slice of lemon in it.

Plebian said...

I guess she had to be tough when she was young and ugly. She was quite the bow-wow in her pre-fame days.

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