#1 - That marriage didn't last long. You know the B+ list actress on the hit network drama who got married and said it would last forever. Heck, the fake marriage from the same show is going to last longer than this real one. How long do you have to stay married in order not to return wedding gifts?
#2 - Want to know what makes a great assistant? When your married B+ film actress but better known for a great television role drops her stash on the ground outside the airport, and the assistant doesn't even miss a beat, swoops down to the ground and drops inside her own purse. Must have been one hell of a party they had before they went through security. Unless they the assistant tried to get it through? That would be an assistant worthy of a hall of fame. Trouble is her boss is so mean, she probably wouldn't even share.
1. Eva?
ReplyDeleteI was about to say, Eva Longwhoria. I always felt that marriage was over weeks before they said "I do".
ReplyDeleteEva for sure, shes so worried about what will be said though that she will force Tony stay with the whole deal for a while,
ReplyDeleteI dunno for number 2, maybe Debra Messing?
1. Katherine Heigl
ReplyDelete#1 Kathryn heigl... dont know if she is married on greys anatomy dont watch the show
ReplyDeleteKatherine Heigl was the first person I thought of.
ReplyDeleteDebra Messing does sound good for #2.
Katherine is not married on Greys Anatomy, but Eva did just remarry her ex husband on Desperate housewivees
ReplyDelete#1 Has to be Evan LongWhoria.
ReplyDeleteI though Kate Walsh for #1 but perhaps she isn't B+....and the whole "marriage on Desp. Housew." thing makes sense, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteNow for #2, I thought Heigl. Don't know if her role on Grey's would be considered "great", though. Hmm. I'll have to think about that one for a while.
1 - meredith whatever her last name is from grey's anatomy
ReplyDeletethe fake marriage is kate walsh and her beard, oops, I mean beau
2 - I don't know, but I don't think debra messing. I don't think ent would call her B+ list or her television role as grace "great"
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1. Heigl or Pompeo (both recently married) for B+ list actress. Kate Walsh's (muchly rumored to be fake) recent marriage for the second marriage listed.
ReplyDeleteUnsure of #2!
Katherine H and Ellen Pompeo did both just marry.
ReplyDeletewhich one is a "sham" and which is over?
I would guess maybe KH is the sham.
Both Eva LaWhoria and Marcia Cross from DH are recently married.
I have equal disdain for KH and EL so either one of them would make me giggle a bit
I think Katherine for number 2 is a great guess. Im trying to think of other people who are on show that were cnsidered great but have gone off the air. like ER maybe, friends, seinfeld, frasier, things like th at. is kate walsh is married on private practice? i dont understand where ellen pompeo comees into the picture, shes not married on greys anatomy. maybe they dont have to be married ont he show maybe it is just a reference to the show, but i dont think there are any marriages of main character on greys anatomy at all. perplexing....i just get an eva vibe. i feel like her and tony arent the real deal, i feel like he was forced into it. and their wedding was over the top, i think he is more down to earth than she is. shes very showy and he seems more chill.
ReplyDeleteHeigl or Pompeo (both recently married) for B+ list actress. Kate Walsh's (muchly rumored to be fake) recent marriage for the second marriage listed.
ReplyDeleteYep. And I'm betting Heigl's is the one that's over.
fnceflshr11984 - Not married on their shows, married in real life.
ReplyDelete#2 Jennifer Garner?
ReplyDeleteI'm confused about #1:
ReplyDelete"Heck, the fake marriage from the same show is going to last longer than this real one."
Does this mean that there is person on the same show who is in a fake marriage in real life, or that there is a fake marriage on the show?
No. 1 - Heighl's is over, Pompeo's is a sham.
ReplyDelete#1 Ellen Pompeo she just bought a "guest house" in LA so the husband can discreetly move out.Tried to pack him, off by buying a home in NY, but that deal fell through, so she bought one in LA instead.
ReplyDelete#2 is J. Aniston. She's B+ because of her pay, I think. Messing isn't a B+ film actress.
ReplyDeleteMarried - NEVER MIND!
ReplyDeletej aniston is not married
ReplyDeleteNobody on Grey's is married right now except Bailey, so it can't be Pompeo or Heigl.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Eva.
1- Eva with Marcia's marriage a sham.
ReplyDelete2- Heigl as the mean bitch, shocking!
emily, it doesn't necessarily have to mean on the actual show itself.
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ReplyDeleteAh, thank you Pipi. Tricky wording ;-)
ReplyDeleteI would say Pompeo as the fake one and Heigl as the one not lasting long then.
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ReplyDeleteHow about one of the Sarah's?? Sarah Michelle Gellar or Sarah Jessica Parker??
ReplyDeleteis it just me who thinks that a lot of blinds kinda suck hard lately?
ReplyDeletethere are no hints any more to really find something... take todays nr one... B+ actresses are too many who fit the drama and marriage "clues". EACH newlyweds say it lasts forever (who would say anything else???). And EACH show has it closets and beards.
Take nr. 2. like 1#-married B+ taking drugs. has assistant ... surprise-surprise has some business at the airport. the "clue" mean / does not share.
Ent, there is some fun on this page, but this has to be said... sometimes your blinds are really a huge waste of time. they suck, since they are just "the mother of all vague-ness".
Even if you would reveal it, it would not be of any help for identifying some same low quality blinds in the future. there is no hint. Maybe you just say sometimes: today, i have no blind to share. sorry. period.
I think it is almost obvious they are BOTH Eva Longoria.
ReplyDeleteHow about Kate Beckinsale for #2?
ReplyDeleteDschingis, sure some days the blinds suck, but I would hate to have a blind-free day! I'll take a sucky blind than no blind at all.
ReplyDeleteAt least it's better than Ted C's dog shit blind. No, I'm not calling Ted's blind dog shit, the blind was literally about dog shit. Jeez.
i know, some of the blinds don't even have to be blind. if someone's marriage is over, we will find out eventually, so why make it a blind item? why not just say that eva and tony's marriage is on the rocks? what is wrong with that? if Ent knows about it, a lot of other people do too.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I always manage to miss an important clue like...'known more for a television role'
ReplyDeleteI officially withdraw Kate Beckinsale.
COMPLETELY OT,
ReplyDeletebut have you guys heard that disney is not just pulling miss miley's show, but are seriously getting ready to fire her? she's supposed to be in the next feature animation movie, which would have brought in HUGE bucks for a FA (finally), but if she's fired....
and you also realize annie leibowitz (sp?) is under contract to disney right now, so things aren't real pretty at the at the mouse.
sorry. please return your seats to their upright position.
The problem with coming home a few hours after the blinds go up, is that everyone has taken a stab at most of your guesses. My first thought for #1 was the Grey's girls - Katherine, Ellen & Kate all got married recently, although Eva's not a bad guess either.
ReplyDeleteNo clue for #2. Honestly, it could be anyone - B+ actress with an assistant. Who doesn't have an assistant these day (excluding us plebes)?
Oh - hey Buns! How ya feelin'??
ReplyDeletei feel like Disney knows what is happening every step of the way. They micromanage every aspect of her life, and reps for Disney were standing right there the whole time.
ReplyDeletePlus, I was under the impression that laws regulated child labor. If you choose to hire anyone under the age of 16 (or 18?) you are responsible for what they are doing. If Miley gets fired, I hope she exposes the sliminess of the Disney Corp.
Eva Longeria's marriage is over. Marsha Cross's is a sham.
ReplyDeleteOkay, for all you Heigl/Pompeo/Walsh guessers, NONE OF THEM ARE MARRIED ON THEIR SHOWS!! Read the damn item. Even if the item implied that a sham marriage on the show that didn't involved the character per se, there isn't a single sham marriage on Grey's or Private Practice.
ReplyDeleteEva was in a sham marriage to the town's mayor on DH. Eva makes perfect sense with the way the item is written.
beth blinds are about ACTORS sweetie not the characters on the show. the 'fake marriage' EL refers to is a costar of the BI.
ReplyDeleteso please READ the damn item yourself!
i'll jump on the bandoria....for #1
ReplyDeleteand I'm saying SMG for #2.
beth, why the hell would ENT write blind items about television story arcs? It's about real life.
ReplyDeleteYOU MEAN GREY'S ANATOMY ISN'T REAL???
ReplyDeleteOMG. I'm just as shocked as when I went to the ER and the doctor didn't look like George Clooney.
#1 ann heche????
ReplyDelete#2 sarah michelle-gellllllller
in all actuality, she prob. dropped freddy's balls, that's what the assistant REALLY picked up..........
Heigl. The fake marriage mentioned is Kate Walsh.
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ReplyDeleteJax- don't get so high and mighty when you cannot even read the blind yourself!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't going to post at all, but I could not believe how condescending that remark was!
But- Beth- you're not absolved of all blame either- no need to yell, really. That's almost as rude as make-believe terms of endearment. Not to mention that Kate Walsh's character *was* married on Grey's Anatomy...to McDreamy...even though he was really in love with Merideth. Does that make it a "fake marriage" in terms of the clue of the blind? Probably not, but goes to show that if you're going to yell and call out the intelligence of other posters you'd sure as hell better have your facts in order.
Hell, since I'm posting anyway...I'm reading #1 as an actress from a hit network drama which also featured a "fake marriage" as part of the plot of the show. It does not necessarily mean that the actress whose marriage is over is the same as the character who had a fake marriage- but it does not exclude her either. I'm going to have to side with everyone rooting for Desperate Housewives guesses because it seems like the type of show that would have such contrived plots, but I stopped watching it after season one so I'll have to take y'all's word on it. :) Aside from DH, are there any other primetime network "hit" shows featuring "fake" marriages? Anyone, anyone? Bueller?
Actually, I read it the same way Beth did. I assumed that the character that the B+ actress played was in a sham marriage on the show, and that clue, in turn, was to help figure out the actress IRL whose marriage is falling apart.
ReplyDeleteWhy so bitchy, folks?
Flora beat me to the punch. Guess she types faster! :)
ReplyDeleteI could easily see #2 being K. HAGgle. It would explain why she's always putting her foot in her gigantic mouth by badmouthing those in the industry who were willing to give the haggardly beast roles. It would also explain why she's always got a cig hanging from her wide trap (helps ease the coke comedown) as well as why a woman who isn't even 30 look 45!! Some magazine tried to do an article on that nobody, ballless house-band talent husband of hers and he is so boring and mediocre, the article was only 5 or 6 sentences long, with Haggle doing the majority of the blabbing, per usual! She is such an overrated, talentless and unattractive BEAST. That she has a career in the entertainment industry - in front of the camera, mind you, is beyond me but I'm guessing it had to do with a lot of late night "auditions" on the couch and many a kneepad lunch-session!
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ReplyDeleteThe fake marriage only refers to the fact that people are acting. They're not really married. It's not a story line where the marriage is a sham.
ReplyDeleteFlora, you just reamed out Beth the way Jax did, so what makes hers so bad but yours not? I'm honestly just wondering.
And Beth, put some sugar into it. You're wrong. Now what? Are you going to apologize to people you yelled at?
Sheesh.
So, does Tony Parker act too?
ReplyDeleteWhy do Eva & Tony always seem to be the obvious answer? They sure put on a good show - unless it's truly love..
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Teri Hatcher's Susan used a fake marriage with Karl to get insurance for her surgery. But that is not it. I would think that the fake marriage just means characters on the show that are married. Longoria does not strike me as B-List. I'm thinking more of Ann Heche-caliber.
ReplyDeleteY'all are thinking some people that would surprise me if they ever did drugs. Plus, these two either consumed the drugs or disposed of them as to not take them through security. Not sure who this could be.
hey, pinky!
ReplyDeletei'm comin' round. i'll email ya!
@p m:
don't want to turn this into something, but disney isn't always the bad guy in these things. mommy and daddy are her managers, and they signed off on this shoot, not disney. disney pulled her show. they are making billions off of her, imagine what they stand to lose?
I know I'm late here but I think Marica Cross was the BI about date the other woman and a lot of ppl thought the other woman was Cheryl Crow.
ReplyDelete#2 - Courtney Cox Arquette?
ReplyDeleteHey Buns !! Welcome back!! How are you?
ReplyDeleteInteresting Disney info from you--they can just find some other tweenie & create another show. Nick canceled Zoey 101. If they got enough backlash from religious Zealots, I could see them just showing reruns--not making new episodes. They have all the merchandising & the feature film--do they really need new episodes?
Anyway--the answer is Orlando of course!! I will write later--I have had a busy testing week. ugh!
i read it as sham marriage on the show. ENT is comparing the actress's real life sham marriage to a sham marriage on the show she is on. why would he even include the part about a sham marriage on the show. he could have just said the actress was married on her show and in real life. The blind item isnt about the show's story arc, he's just dropping another clue!
ReplyDeleteI read it as someone on the same show, not a character, that is married and is a sham. My guesses are for #1 Heigl and either Kate Walsh or Ellen P. My #2 is SMG.
ReplyDelete^^ Agreed. I agree with Beth (minus the yelling) and Ks. If the marriage on the show was not a sham Ent would probably have phrased it in a different way.
ReplyDeleteAll that said, its a pretty tame BI because I doubt that anyone thought that Eva and Tony's marriage was going to last for very long anyway. The ones that are publicised to the endth degree rarely do.
I hate to say it but not every blind item is about Eva and Tony.
ReplyDeleteBesides, Longoria is far from being a B+ actress in my opinion. Heighl,on the other hand is a B+ actress that also stars on a TV show.
And a fake marriage is a fake marriage. Not a marriage on TV.