It Really Is Brooke Getting Fondled By Dad
Each time I have posted these photos in the past, there is always a huge discussion about whether or not they are Brooke Hogan or Hulk's girlfriend. Well Brooke admitted that the photos are of her and that she sees nothing wrong with daddy rubbing lotion on her ass and copping a feel.
"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"
Umm. Yeah he did change your diaper because you weren't old enough to do it yourself. Would you want him to come into the bathroom now and have him wipe you? Didn't think so.
In the interview with US Magazine, Brooke also says that she doesn't talk to her mother anymore. I think there are two reasons for this. The first is that mom is broke and daddy has the cash. With Nick in jail, then daddy only has to spend money on Brooke. The second reason mom doesn't talk to Brooke anymore is also obvious. Hulk never touched Linda the way he touched Brooke. I mean look at how Hulk makes sure he gets lotion into every bit of Brooke's crotch because you know that inner thigh sunburn is the absolute worst. Just in case it is a powerful sun, it looks like Hulk wanted to make sure he slipped a finger inside also.
Good news for all you people who think the world is about to end. Brooke Hogan is getting her own reality show. Seems the people at VH-1 don;t want to have her being a street hooker on their conscience so they have given her a show and a salary. Oh, and her very own doublewide for when the show goes off the air and she realizes she is a freak and no one wants her.
"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"
Umm. Yeah he did change your diaper because you weren't old enough to do it yourself. Would you want him to come into the bathroom now and have him wipe you? Didn't think so.
In the interview with US Magazine, Brooke also says that she doesn't talk to her mother anymore. I think there are two reasons for this. The first is that mom is broke and daddy has the cash. With Nick in jail, then daddy only has to spend money on Brooke. The second reason mom doesn't talk to Brooke anymore is also obvious. Hulk never touched Linda the way he touched Brooke. I mean look at how Hulk makes sure he gets lotion into every bit of Brooke's crotch because you know that inner thigh sunburn is the absolute worst. Just in case it is a powerful sun, it looks like Hulk wanted to make sure he slipped a finger inside also.
Good news for all you people who think the world is about to end. Brooke Hogan is getting her own reality show. Seems the people at VH-1 don;t want to have her being a street hooker on their conscience so they have given her a show and a salary. Oh, and her very own doublewide for when the show goes off the air and she realizes she is a freak and no one wants her.
damn that is some cold shit first thing in the morn EL.
ReplyDeletelove the label.
"slipped a finger" made me retch.
ReplyDeleteI think I would've been fine if it had just been her back, but her thighs and ass she can reach herself.
Maybe he was just making sure that her wang didn't slip out the bottom of the bikini. (kidding)
Who is Jack Birch?
ReplyDeleteragdoll - he's thora birch's porno father. he always encouraged her to do naked scenes/photo shoots and insisted that he watch.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want my father to put lotion on me.
ReplyDeleteThat is creepy.
ReplyDeleteMy husband would never, ever put lotion on my teenage daughter like that. Shoulders maybe, but never her thighs, right near her ass. Ent is totally right on this one.
Ugh. The whole Hogan clan are nauseating.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see that video the Graziano family have put out of what life is like for John now? It's heartbreaking and disturbing.
tania - where's the video?
ReplyDeleteEwww.
ReplyDeleteSheesh, Brooke, you really set the record straight on this one.
Blech.
EL... LMAO
ReplyDeleteThere both Douche bags!!!
its ok because he changed my diaper- what kind of logic is that?
ReplyDeleteBrooke should have kept her mouth shut and let us think it wasn't her.
ReplyDeleteevery time I see those photo's they make me ill. and feel like I need to scrub myself down w/ clorox.
ReplyDeleteHow recently was the diaper change?
ReplyDeletebut to 2nd everyone, that is just "ewww!"
Okay .. Can we drop the entire Hogan clan - including soon-to-be-ex-wives and their 12 year old boy toys - on the foodless, waterless desolate island I want Charlie and The Whore on [see post at 10:11am]?
ReplyDeleteAfter seeing the video of John Graziano on Celebitchy .. I think these people need to go away. They are just scumbags.
So, let me see if I have this right... The Hogans are slimebags for being foolish enough to talk openly on a prison phone line and it's open season on Brooke for letting her father touch her ass with the back of his hand...
ReplyDeleteBut, when the saintly Graziano family pimps out the results of their son's crippling injury (from not wearing his damn seat-belt) for PR perfect sympathy votes it's "must see TV"...
Rii-ight.