Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Lainey Blind Item Part 2

Had a baby not too long ago, supposedly a happy family. But there’s been a little blip. And it’s not just the late nights. Seems she’s been a little bored with domesticity and has had a naughty flirtation. Saucy text messages and heated exchanges, some suggestive touching and closed door petting were spicing up her life but the subject of her giddy infatuation was not the father of her child. They didn’t seal the deal but it came very, very close.

Even worse, he was a friend and a business associate of her significant other who found out about the illicit activity and shut it down quickly, sending angry missives back to the betrayer to “stay the f&ck away” from her. As a result, the dude is out of a job. And, finding himself unemployed, he has saved the email evidence and is threatening to go public, sell them off to one of the rags. Word is they are in the process of paying him off.

She meanwhile is repentant and has redevoted herself to her relationship after groveling successfully for forgiveness.

Crisis temporarily averted…but for how long?

33 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:52 AM

    christina aguilera.....hope he kept the red lipstick stained clothes !!

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  2. lainey is a little slow, i said this on my damn blog in May.

    Xtina hands down.

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  3. Halle Berry jumped to mind. It says nothing about marriage in the blind. Her SO has a restaurant... and business partners.

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  4. That girl can't be tamed. Veiny boobs and all.

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  5. Hollyscoop had this article yesterday but it wasn't a blind..Xtina definitely.

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  6. I was thinking Nicole Richie. Am I missing something?

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  7. @jax
    I like your blog! Either this is CA or Nicole Ritchie

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  8. But how can CA be considered redevoted if she's still going out and getting hammered all the time?

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  9. ggrrrrrrrr. When is this fuckin freezing going to go stop. Annoying much?

    Please someone e-mail me when it's been fixed.

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  10. Really, y'all think it's Xtina? I thought her husband was bi and not very, um, proprietary.

    This sounds more like Nicole Ritchie to me.

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  11. I don't think it is nicole bc Lainey also mentioned that this person had something in common with Salma H. and nicole does not fit that clue. I was thinking it is xtina and her melon boobs are what she has in common with Salma.

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  12. Here is the quote from Lainey's page:
    "PS. Salma Hayek is not a postpartum flirter though there are certain similarities."

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  13. http://www.hollyscoop.com/christina-aguilera/marriage-troubles-for-christina-and-jordan_16370.aspx

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  14. xtina...in nydailynews yesterday also

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  15. Thank you, Ent.

    And, I say Christina.

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  16. thnx dee dee!

    i emailled my guess and link to lainey yesterday and she never replied which she always does if i guess wrong...and she never disputed it online.

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  17. Is it wrong of me to think, "I don't blame her"?

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  18. I would go with either the Nicole or Christina guess, but since others saw it unblind on Christina, I'll get on that bandwagon.

    And Enty, dear, if this freezing crap doesn't stop soon, I'm going to go Michael Madsen on someone!

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  19. Sagittarians can't help it, no matter how much we swear to ourselves we will be good, we always flirt.

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  20. is the dude Scott Storch?

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  21. Rule of thumb-- anyone who decorates a bris with penis balloons probably will not remain faithful.

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  22. Adrian:

    I just spewed soda all over my monitor...

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  23. I was thinking Nicole at first, but I will go with the Xtina guess.

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  24. @ Adrian....

    Better the balloons than serving finger foods...

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  25. Mistik, I don't think I would eat anything she touched with her fingers--she may put on the mommy act, but she is still a skank.
    I think poor Jordy must have his hands full.
    I wonder if they still do naked Sundays?

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  26. Hey Jax, what is your blog?

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  27. First thought: Nicole Richie
    Second Thought: Jamie Pressley (is that the right name of the chick from Earl?)

    Sounds like it's Xtina

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  28. I'm with the other Indigo. I hate this computer freezing.

    I go woth the Xtina guess

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  29. It is most def Xtina

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  30. Eww. Sara and Adrian, I wouldn't give you a penny for either one. SO ugly.

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  31. Sounds like everyone has tagged Xtina, but one phrase in there bothers me. It says "spicung up her life" in the 1st paragraph, which really suggests a Spice girl, and several have recently had babies. Does anyone know who's married?

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  32. err "spicing" obvs

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