Room Service Mr. Hogan?
I can just feel it building inside of me. A Hogan rant. God help me, but I hate each and every single member of their family. I do. I know I throw out the word hate a great deal, but in reality, there are very few people I hate. It is usually reserved for something extreme, but honestly, the Hogan family is right the f**k there.
In the latest episode of I'm too good and too important to be locked up, Nick Hogan's lawyers have gone into court to try and get him out of jail. Last I checked, Nick plead guilty. There weren't any, I plead guilty, but if I do so I want to serve my sentence at the Four Seasons while my mom dates guys who look like me and my dad fondles my sister.
No, Nick plead guilty and the judge sentenced him to 8 months. That is it. 8 months and he is done and can go on and on and on with his life. He can forget about John Graziano and the pain and misery he will suffer for the rest of his life. Nick can be just like Leif Garret and forget about the person he ruined forever.
Nick's lawyers think the judge should reconsider his sentence. They suggest home arrest with an ankle monitor or be moved to a minimum security prison.
"Understandably, this situation creates an unbearable anxiety for a minor in solitary confinement.
"This sort of confinement substantially amounts to cruel and unusual punishment for a juvenile and is not warranted for a non-violent first offender serving a probation sentence."
You have got to be f**king kidding me. Cruel and unusual punishment? Because he has to spend 17 hours alone in a cell? Didn't he probably spend 12 hours alone in his room jerking off to photos of his sister everyday? How much time do you think John spends in his room alone each day? I'm guessing that it is closer to 20 hours a day. Alone and with no one there. And you know what? 8 months from now, he will still be there. 8 years from now? Still be there.
In the latest episode of I'm too good and too important to be locked up, Nick Hogan's lawyers have gone into court to try and get him out of jail. Last I checked, Nick plead guilty. There weren't any, I plead guilty, but if I do so I want to serve my sentence at the Four Seasons while my mom dates guys who look like me and my dad fondles my sister.
No, Nick plead guilty and the judge sentenced him to 8 months. That is it. 8 months and he is done and can go on and on and on with his life. He can forget about John Graziano and the pain and misery he will suffer for the rest of his life. Nick can be just like Leif Garret and forget about the person he ruined forever.
Nick's lawyers think the judge should reconsider his sentence. They suggest home arrest with an ankle monitor or be moved to a minimum security prison.
"Understandably, this situation creates an unbearable anxiety for a minor in solitary confinement.
"This sort of confinement substantially amounts to cruel and unusual punishment for a juvenile and is not warranted for a non-violent first offender serving a probation sentence."
You have got to be f**king kidding me. Cruel and unusual punishment? Because he has to spend 17 hours alone in a cell? Didn't he probably spend 12 hours alone in his room jerking off to photos of his sister everyday? How much time do you think John spends in his room alone each day? I'm guessing that it is closer to 20 hours a day. Alone and with no one there. And you know what? 8 months from now, he will still be there. 8 years from now? Still be there.
Last week someone sent me a video of the story CNN did on the Hogans and this situation. It was at the same time as the Sharon Stone karma thing and basically the Hogans say the same thing on the tape. That John Graziano got what he deserved because of karma and that he was a bad person. If you have nine minutes, it is worth the look. (Thanks Zeke)
F**k you Hogan family. I never wish bad things on anyone, but I wish that you would lose every penny and that you would be forced to all get jobs. I'm sure with all your education and skills, that you could all find work in the food service industry.
Doesn't everyone see what the problem is for the future? Nick and Brooke are going to breed. Hopefully not together, but they will breed. So, instead of two spoiled kids who don't know right from wrong we will get more and more and more. Can you imagine 10 of these self-entitled f**kers running around?
I'm wondering if you hate the Hogans or Denise Richards more.. tough call!
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way Ent. I hate few, but the Hogans deserve nothing less. They're absolutely, 100% disgusting.
ReplyDeletePreach it, brother. I agree with every single passionate word. The Hogans, together and separately, are the scum of the earth.
ReplyDeletethey'll fade away if "fans" stop supporting them. why people support these fake celebrities (criminals) is beyond reason.
ReplyDeletePreach it EL!
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ReplyDeletePreach it EL!
ReplyDeleteI can't stand this family of fucktards either. I listened to those tapes of their phone calls on TMZ and was disgusted beyond belief. Now they are asking a judge to block the sheriff's office from releasing any more recordings. All it does is show what kind of assholes these people are in real life. I hope the civil suit makes OJ's civil suit look like a walk in the park.
ReplyDeleteI nearly stood up and clapped after reading that.
ReplyDeleteIf the Hogans were Anybody, the judge woulda kissed their ass today and granted Nick the house arrest, which the judge did not. That should put them in their place real fast. If they're so great and blameless and wonderful and famous then why didn't the judge bend over backwards for them? Exactly.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine 10 of these self-entitled f**kers running around?
ReplyDeleteKim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicki Hilton, Jessica Alba, etc.
Wow - I actually did click through and listen to them and it's pretty horrific. My favorite is Linda's teary tirade about how she's really the one suffering, not John Graziano's mother. Classy.
ReplyDeleteOK. I am beginning to think none of these people really understand the concept of karma.
ReplyDeleteATTENTION HOLLYWOOD: "Karma" is not the chick with the tie-dyed skirt who sells you weed. Kthxbai
i'd pay $$$$ to see the whole family get fucked up by the Graziano gang.
ReplyDeleteNick especially needs a good beating with a seat belt.
Ent, how can you be so callous? I have always appreciated your ready wit, but this is way, way beyond acceptable.
ReplyDeleteHow can you be so mean, and so degrading to those who work in the food service industry?
Seriously, how could you?
Denise Richards may be irritating but she is harmless.
ReplyDeleteNow, on the otherhand, the Hogans are harmful, physically and mentally.
Yeah, but in that photo, who's the transvestite on the right?
ReplyDeleteheres my rant- its just weird that the parents date look alikes of their kids. and i think it is disgusting when a 47 year old dates a nineteen year old- man or women. On the bright side i think this has taught a lot of people what happens when you raise spoiled brats, there just that- spoiled to the world. No positive use to anyone.
ReplyDeletesounds like your preaching to the choir on this one Enty. And I can only help but wonder how many other people feel this way . When I saw the pic before i paged down to read , my first thought was God I hate these f'in no heart, twisted a-holes. I listened to that piece a few days ago on CNN and i was just sooooo disgusted. I was hoping to read a rant from you on this. Thanks! "clap-clap"
ReplyDeletePS: jokerista.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE
ReplyDeleteWhat's really sickening is that piece of crap mother is a street racer too, and used to take the kids out in the car when she went looking to drag. Just white trash. I didn't think some old wrassler would have that much money, I mean he did that cheezy show... Well, let's hope John's parents hired fabulous lawyers and they are able to take most of the Hogan's money from them. Then poof, poor has beens go away until their next crime.
ReplyDeleteNick deserves to be put in with the general population and find out what jail really is. He got off way too easy as it was. F'n pussy!
ReplyDeleteThis is has been on my news all the time and "his" friend, John Graziano, has been sentenced to life for that ride in his car.
Nick's not such the big guy now....
Here's to hoping that the civil suit takes every f'n dime of the Hogan's, Bollea's and whatever other name they want to use.
What is so sad about the Hogans is that Terry was a nice boy in junior high and high school.
ReplyDeleteI remember how he used to pick up books the freshmen dropped and protect the real little ones during PE from the asswipe coach.
He was so quiet and nice to everyone, and then he started hanging out with Steve Kearns who had just started wrestling, and by the time he graduated, he was a dick.
So what else is Nick doing in his lonely cell besides crying like a baby? Is he cleaning the toilets, or helping out in the kitchen? Don't think so.
ReplyDeleteAMEN! Loved the rant. They are scum. I was on a flight with the Hulkster years ago, when I was a dumb kid who liked wrestling. He was the biggest jerk. He sat in first class and no one was allowed to approach him. Fine, I get that, but when he exited the flight, he had his bodyguards push all the little kids back who wanted an autograph and he ignored every one of them. He had those hideous wrestling pants on and a tank, so he stuck out. He couldn't take a few mins out of his busy day to make some little kids happy. They are straight up trash.
ReplyDeleteHmm... Clearly I'm in the minority here but I just can't get that worked up about a family being upset that their kid is in jail and talking a little smack on the phone, though you'd think that someone would have warned them to tone it down because most prison calls are recorded. I also just can't get upset about "the innocent victim," who couldn't be bothered to fasten his seat-belt when he got into a car. Moral of the story: Jail sucks a lot so don't drink and drive and comas suck so don't forget to buckle up. Next.
ReplyDeletePoor excuse for parents. It's no wonder the kids are so screwed up. I will give them the fact John was responsible for buckling up and didn't, that's something he and his whole family will have to live with the rest of their lives. The fact that the Hogans are "consoling" their baby, or whatever you want to call it, by speaking of karma, "I'm the one suffering not her", trying to cut deals for a reality show, and on and on, speaks volumes of what kind morals these people have, or lack thereof. I understand trying to make your kid feel better while going through a difficult time, but they should be trying to make him see the severity of the situation and accepting blame. So this kid got put in a semi-coma for the rest of his life for being "aggressive" and whatever other idiodic excuse they could think of? Agree with whoever said Nick should be put in with general population, then he won't have to be in a cell all by himself....BOO f**ing hoo :(
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