Wednesday, July 02, 2008

And It's Not Even Drunk Dialing

Have you ever met someone on the street somewhere and thought to yourself, "oh, they are kind of cute, let me give them my number." Well of course you know what happens. You sober up or realize that you gave a complete stranger your number and you don't even remember what he or she looked like or your friends can't stop laughing at the fact that you thought that person was cute.

Well what happens when they call? Take a listen. Believe me. It is worth your 4:27. At the very least it will make you smile, and at best, you can start memorizing all those fake phone numbers or those of the people you dislike the most.

Thanks Heather.


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43 comments:

Unknown said...

LMAO- what a freak!

this is a joke- right?

do u get the feeling he is stalker and calling from outside her office or home?

Shegundala said...

WOW. What a nutjob. Maybe he was abused as a child or has some psychological issues for which he's taking medication...

NUTSO!

bella said...

What a complete piece of effing crap. This guy needs some serious help.

mooshki said...

Awesome. "Let the romance begin."

Megdw said...

Betcha this is how Tom Cruise's first call to Katie went...

schneefloeckli said...

"...I'm very intelligent and I'm a great catch..."
I love people who keep telling you that because most of the time, you really wouldn't notice if they don't mention it. Over and over again. But not to be a pain or anything. And I don't like calling a second time. So yeah, let the romance begin.

This is exactly the reason why my sister and I have a fake story ready to tell such guys, no matter how drunk or surprised we might be. :-P

mooshki said...

megdw - LMAO! So true!

Kristen S. said...

What's your story, schnee? Inquiring minds....

saucy minx said...

"Here's how it's gonna work..." Yeah, I'm pretty sure I met this guy on Match. He's a real "catch" alright. LMAO

Jokerista said...

well.. she gave him the number :)

but i think she learned her lesson, especially after the second call :D

Unknown said...

Ladies, please memorize the below. If you just can't be mean enough to tell a guy to beat it (no pun intended here), I suggest you offer one of these up as your own:

310-735-0099 Los Angeles
212-660-2245 New York City

The rejection hotline...pure genius.

Colby said...

Ah...Dimitri The Lover. I first saw this on gawker and was on the floor. This clip will never get old. I just wish we knew what screenwriters are named Dimitri (if he really was even working on a script like he says). I hope one of those uber-internet sleuths figure out who he is.

MnGddess said...

The ball's in your court, Olga.

And Olga, you seriously need to get a dull knife and cut off his balls.

LMAO!!!!

Kristen S. said...

This is the only Dimitri who is a writer with a Greek name I could find. Somehow, I get the sneaking suspicion the phone message Dimitri is not actually a screen writer ;)

NOt to mention the fact that I've never me ta Mediterranean man who is picky about the women he dates or sleeps with.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1818136/

kellygirl said...

oh, hey, I've met "this guy"

... but haven't we all

littleoleme said...

This was all over the internet last week. This guy is from Toronto and is for real. It's hard to believe I know. I'm so glad she released this out into the world. I love all the excuses or "issues" he comes up with as to why she hasn't called him back.

bookworm said...

I have a "friend" that tries to hook up with guys i break up with....I memorized her number.
Rejection hotline is good one too!

Mother Campfire said...

I love the "I had to get the heck out of the area"...why Dimitri? Because you realized your last victim who got a restraining area against you was within 50 yards? Yikes.

And by the way, I have had someone leave these calls for me before and it's scary. The man is loony-tunes.

Jesse D said...

*choke...gasp*

I just spewed DP all over my keyboard. That's hysterical and so are ya'lls comments. Awesome.

Marisa, I just blasted that number to all my single gals. Thanks!

Teresa said...

Wow, just wow. Completely full of himself and nuts to boot. I'm surprised I haven't heard this before, it certainly is a classic!

PotPourri said...

I was hoping this was a joke, but it appears that it is not. Next thing, he will sue her for posting it on youtube. I just can't imagine how 'stalked' this girl must feel. She will NEVER give her card to anyone again.

Kristen S. said...

James Sears is his name, and he lives in Toronto, is NOT a writer, is in fact a doctor that was stripped of his license. Guess why he was stripped of his license?

lyz said...

"There's NOTHING wrong with me"...
"Let me tell you how this works"...
"I don't play games like this"...

"maybe you were abused in childhood.."

Oh for crying out loud! This guy needs to look up "LOSER"!!!!!

WTH!

lyz said...

maybe this is the Greek guy from The Bachelorette!

littlemanwhatnow said...

where have you been? very old news

lyz said...

tell me!!! Why was he stripped of his license and how do you know this??? TELL ME!

Kristen S. said...

I know because I google ;)

+dimitri +message +olga will get you there.

The reason he was stripped of his license is as lain as day.

IndigoBlue said...

My girlfriend and I always had a code in college for when we were getting hit on by a guy we were NOT interested in. We would introduce ourselves as alter egos. I would be "Paige" and she would be "Lisa". Obviously not our real names... If the fake names got broken out, it was the one who is not getting hit on's responsibility to pull the trapped partner to safety. Worked almost every time until one of the guys was in a class of hers and knew she wasn't Lisa.......lol.....good times.

DetroitRocker said...

Dimitri forgot to take his own meds. He sure sounded like he knew all the issues of a Freakin Nut Case.

The long distance relationship he just got out of was either from the mental ward or his prison cell.

lyz said...

OMG....what a freak!!!

wood1107 said...

Jesus, he sounds like a guy I went out with for a few weeks. Even the voice is similar. It's funny - I actually dated that tool more than once because I thought he was joking when he talked about what a great catch he was. Seriously. I thought he was being clever and ironic and was just hanging in there for the punchline.

Yogi Mofo said...

ah, Dimitri. For all you Toronto gals, you can see and experience him in action on Bloor Street, (south side) between Spadina and Major (near Dominion grocery store). The photos posted of him make him look incredibly better than his real-life appearance. Longish hair combed back and always wears a dark pin stripe suit too. Keep your eyes and ears open for this douche.

Colby said...

Kristin - I love you! I read the whole article on him and he's even creepier than I had imagined. Go to this site to read all about "Dimitri The Lover" - who used to masterbate at least 6 times a day in between seeing patients!

http://www.torontosun.com/News/TorontoAndGTA/2008/04/13/5272201-sun.html

brendalove@gmail.com said...

LOL!
Here is a comment from my daughter:

What a fucking moron!

And what's funnier, I'm not even mad at her for saying that!

Anonymous said...

LOL@ ur comments. I don't have anything to say since all of you said what I was thinking HAHAHAHA.

RagDoll said...

He's GREEK, huh? Then he should understand the following, loud and clear:

Gamot tis manasu to muni, pousti!


It ain't "elegant" Dimi, but it's "direct" one outta two ain't bad, huh creep?


I'd type it in Greek, but most of you guys' computers won't show the characters....

Hey, Dimi, does Mamaka still scrub the skid marks out of your undies, like most Greek boys? Or maybe they force Yia Yia to do it in your house? Tool.

*girl said...

@ Yogi - you named him before I could! As soon as I heard the voice, I knew it was downtown Dimitri.

Bxrlvr said...

What a total freak!

"I'm a catch"???? Do you think he hurt his arm while he was patting himself on the back? And the scarey part is that he believes it!!!

kellygirl said...

oh, hey there, lover boy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_sears

trashtalker said...

Did you listen to the radio show interview on his website? He talks about a bet he and his friends had to see who could get laid for the least amount of money (buying drinks and such for women). He calls it the dollar-to-screw ratio. Ugh. What an unfuckingbelievable doucheface.

He says he can get laid by going up to a woman and telling her she's the most elegant creature he's ever seen and he can't take his eyes off of her. Well, that's nice, but saying it and meaning it are two different things. When a woman realizes that you're just saying that stuff so you can stick it in, she's going to be totally offended. I wonder how often he gets punched in the nuts. Probably not often enough.

Amy in MI said...

Hey look, more Dmitri...luv?

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1115167462268_11/?hub=CTVNewsAt11

Unknown said...

The hidden camera footage (from when he was sexually assaulting and abusing female patients even though he's not a real doctor anymore--even by Canadian Rules) shows him to be a poor man's Jeremy Northam--circa The Net (1995)

bionic bunny! said...

boy, i hope olga changed her phone number!

do you guys think he has, like, body parts or something in his 'fridge? okay, maybe that was too much.

now i'm going back and checking all the links everybody left, but first i'm going to go wash my hands. yuck!!

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